Cymbalthunder
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Look, it's not that bad. There might've been an accident while mining and Ranboo wants to just lay down and never get up, but he can't skip training with Techno! It's fine! He's fine!
It's fine.
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AI-less Whumptober Day 4: Hidden Injury
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- Part 2 of AI-less Whumptober 2023
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Techno didn't think he had anything to worry about from the Eggpire. They're a joke, pretty harmless if not annoying with their constant prattling about the egg.
Boy was he wrong. When the Eggpire is desperate for new members, they take things to the extreme.
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AI-less Whumptober Day 3: Sensory Deprivation
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- Part 1 of AI-less Whumptober 2023
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There’s two rules every hiker should follow when going up the mountain: wear sunscreen, and drink water.
Wilbur, the born and bred Utahn he is, failed to follow both of those. You would think that he would’ve remembered the routine by now with how often Phil takes him on hikes, but one he didn’t want to carry all that junk and two Phil woke him up at 3:00 in the morning.
The sunrise was worth it, casting the valley below in the beautiful oranges and purples of the day. It wasn’t cold; Utah’s dry heat is curbed by the lack of immense sun but never completely gone.
What he forgot to realize is that the sun rises quickly in summer. It also gets hot pretty quickly.
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Wilbur's life in Utah pre-DSMP told through a handful of different whumptober promptsThis is as accurate as I could possibly make it. I am so sorry.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2022
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He’s dying.
Ranboo could feel it. The spear pierced through his armor and he can feel the life blood draining out of him. Even if they could reach a medic in time, there’s nothing they could do. He’ll bleed out on the hard packed sand, alone and growing cold in a blistering desert.
“Ranboo!”
Oh.
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Or my collection of Peer Pressure duo whumptober prompts!Series
- Part 1 of Whumptober 2022
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“But we can get out,” Ranboo breathes, daring to hope. “We can finally leave!”
They’d been planning on escaping for months. Potions, food, supplies, anything they could find to help them get out of this hell hole. They were going to break out, finally leave, and Techno was finally going to find Philza again-
“Like I said, no promises-”
“That’s okay!” Finally, after years of progress, they’re getting somewhere! “I mean, it’s a longshot, but there’s a chance! Techno this is wonderful!”
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Technoblade and Ranboo have been fighting in the arena for as long as they can remember. It's time to break free.
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Kremy runs out of cigarettes and Gideon is there to help!
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- Part 1 of Morning Smokes
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12 Jan 2026
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Technoblade has fought in battles since he was a child, becoming a force to be reckoned with, a man to fear. He earned many titles as he fought, War Pig, Blood God, and even Dream Slayer. But no one knows his true name. He considers that to be necessary as it serves as a safety measure against the fae that roam the world. Many fae would kill to get their hands on a human like Technoblade and he firmly defends his name because of that. However, after accidentally getting involved with fae, they seem to be adamant about not losing him, for whatever reason. Then, suddenly everything Technoblade has carefully constructed to protect himself is trembling in the face of these creatures and their whims.
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25 Nov 2025
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the stars and their children by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
14 Jan 2023
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Yes. Wilbur had to bite his tongue to keep the answer from spilling out of his mouth, because yes he wanted more. Of course he wanted more. He wanted to be more than the bastard prince. He wanted to be more than a mistake his mother made before she married Tommy’s father.
But that wasn’t the role he had been cast for in his life.
“It doesn’t matter,” Wilbur said instead. “When Tommy turns eighteen he’ll be crowned King, and I will be his advisor. He’ll be a good king, I’ll make sure of it.”
or, as the bastard prince of the planet of Eldingvegr, Wilbur has always known he was never meant for greatness. That was his younger brother's destiny. Wilbur's job was simply to try and make sure Tommy could fulfill that destiny.
That becomes decidedly more difficult when the brothers are betrayed, and are forced to flee their home planet. With the Essempi Empire being one of the largest imperial powers in the universe, the only place that can offer them refuge from Emperor Dream is Zephys IV—capital planet of the Antarctic Empire, ruled by the ruthless Emperor Philza.
(aka, space royalty au)
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- Part 1 of and the stars reached back
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25 Nov 2025
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The man in the back said 'everyone attack' and it turned into a bar room blitz by Multifandom_damnation
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
19 Nov 2025
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The drunks at the saloon have long stopped listening to a word that Shepherd said, so there was honestly only one final course of action - to retrieve somebody that they had no choice but to listen to, someone with three eyes and who was bigger than anyone else in that saloon and who was streaked with coal dust, even if Shepherd had to drag him out of bed at three in the morning to do so
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19 Nov 2025
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I fell in love with the fire long ago by Copperbolt
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
25 Jul 2024
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Now he was pacing back and forth on the mossy ground, digging out his silver cigarette case from his breast pocket, not bothering with the beat-up cigarette holder. As he raised the cigarette to his lips, he hissed out a swear. He didn't have a lighter on him, he'd fallen out of the habit long ago. Wasn't that just fucking peachy? To have the very object of his frustration shoved into his face like that, a big, red, fiery dependency.
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17 Aug 2025