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    Wukong’s excuse, later, would be that it was surprisingly cold that night, and his Master was right there, and he smelled—comforting or whatever, and he just looked really soft, okay, and shut up.

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    Monkeys don’t sleep alone. Monks definitely sleep alone. And Sun Wukong is a monk, now.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “You are all hopeless,” Pigsy declared. “Desperately undersocialized.”
    Wukong was not gonna let that stand, even or maybe particularly if there was some truth to it. Okay, like five centuries of truth to it. “We’ve been socializing with you, idiot!”

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    The pilgrims negotiate this newfound "family" thing, with mixed results.
    Interconnected one-shots.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    When Xuanzang spotted the bundle of monkey skins dangling from the trapper’s pack, his first instinct was to flinch. But his second was to catch the man’s arm and say, urgently, “Your pardon, honored sir. Would it be possible to ask you a few questions about your line of work?”

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    Tripitaka acquires a manual entitled "On the Training of Monkeys." Bizarrely, this does not backfire on him.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “I believe at least half the purpose of family is to get on each others' very last nerve,” Tripitaka said, virtuously. “You’ve been fulfilling this role admirably. How delightful to be able to return the favor.”

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    Somehow it takes Tripitaka seeing his disciple grow to the size of a mountain to realize how fragile the Monkey King really is.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    After months of being exposed to the Monkey King’s magic, MK begins to notice a few… changes in his appearance. His hair is thicker, his eyes are wider and sharper, and he’s been getting pain in his gums and lower back. Even his friends are starting to notice the lingering smell of fruit that fills every room he enters.

    Days pass and shenanigans ensue, until one day when he’s out delivering, Mk runs into a familiar shadow.

    “Well, if it isn’t the Monkey Prince!”

    … WHAT?!

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    05 Jan 2026