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Stede’s first kiss was perfect.
It sucks. It has fucked him over. Set the bar too high. No other kisses have measured up since that first one.
Well, except later kisses with that same person.
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Stede is lucky enough that his super cool best friend, Ed, is willing to teach him how to kiss. It's going to take years for him to realize why exactly it never feels just as good with anyone else. -
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Digital Art of Modern AU Ed/Stede 💜
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“Birds are business now, huh?” Ed mutters to Izzy while Frenchie checks them off his registration list.
“You of all people should know they are,” Izzy harrumphs. “C’mon.”
They stash their gear on the truck, save for small daypacks and binoculars, and camera bags for Ivan and Fang. Ed feels eyes on him again and hears hushed voices coming from the cab of the truck, but elects to ignore them, walking away. He’s got birds to see.
And a Golden-capped Babe to hunt down later, too.
____________________________Ed's broken the world record for most bird species seen in 365 days with time to spare, but he's exhausted and the achievement feels hollow. On his search to find a final bird he's tried and failed to find before, he might just encounter something---or someone---who makes it all worth it. What will happen in these final three days of the year?
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New to treasure-hunting, Stede enlists veteran treasure-hunter Blackbeard on a voyage to find the jackpot of a lifetime on an uncharted island. Once there, they find a fantastical island teeming with unexpected flora and fauna.
Will they succeed at finding their quarry? Will Ed find a way to shed his Blackbeard persona? And what is that giant pitcher plant doing walking around? One thing's for certain, this adventure will change their lives forever!
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AUbot said: It’s a long, long, time ago in a galaxy far, far away in a Boston AU, and unexpectedly, the vibe in feisty. Stede and a Burly Ed rediscover each other hiding from bears. The moon disappears from the sky, which is sort of surprising. Steak Knife and Auntie are there, visiting family.
And this plot ideas came to me immediately.
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, cheesecake3pods (cheesecake3), ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (cheesecake3), with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
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01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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After ignoring his phone in favor of getting split in two by his situationship, Shane is stranded in Boston at the start of the zombie apocalypse.
Ilya is left with nowhere to go, and Shane refuses to leave him behind. In order to survive, they have to cross the Canadian border and get to the cottage, together.
But getting to Canada is far easier said than done. When Ilya is badly injured, their road-trip becomes a race against the dead—and the infection spreading through Ilya’s leg.
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09 Feb 2026
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my heart has changed by amongtheshadows
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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“You don’t have to.” Ilya whispers.
“What?”
“Love me. You don’t have to. To say it, you can move on, you can find someone better, you don’t have to.” he says. “I am. . . not good.” he settles on after trying to find the right words in his mind.
*Alternate ending to episode 4*
Bookmarked by Deanbird
03 Feb 2026
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i’ve got some regrets (i’ll bury them in florida) by justhockey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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The want tears through him like a hurricane, entirely unconcerned with all the destruction it might leave in its wake. Right now, tomorrow doesn’t matter. Right now they don’t have to consider the consequences of this reckless night they’re about to spend together; a night where all their unspoken rules are being tossed out the window in favour of simply letting their bodies be honest.
They can figure all this out later, but now…now Ilya needs Shane naked and writhing beneath him before he combusts.
(Or, what happens in the hotel room in Florida.)
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02 Feb 2026
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fresh from the fight by flairlies
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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The Voyageur is strong, fast, handsome, and just about everything the city of Ottawa could ever want in a superhero. Shane Hollander is very good at staying under the radar as a local crime reporter.
Ilya Rozanov is just trying to take down his family's corrupt business from the inside. He didn't really intend to become a vigilante and he definitely didn't mean to develop a crush on the city's #1 super-boy. Or on the journalist helping him take his father down.
Bookmarked by Deanbird
27 Jan 2026
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Twelve Years, Still Ours by leialoo7
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Jan 2026
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Twelve years after filming their first CCM ad together, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are asked to return for a follow-up campaign. The offer sparks reflection and conversation about privacy, visibility, and what it means to exist openly as a married couple in the NHL.
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“Okay,” Farah said, brightly. “So. CCM reached out.”
Shane straightened instinctively. He and Ilya were both sponsored by CCM, they had been for years. Would CCM pull their sponsorships now that they were publicly out? Would they only want to keep working with one of them now that they were married and would be playing on the Centaurs together this season?
“They want you two for a new ad campaign,” she continued, eyes sparkling. “A twelve-year retrospective referencing the one you shot together the summer before your rookie year.”
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Bookmarked by Deanbird
20 Jan 2026