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In which both Kurt and Sebastian are terrible at not falling in love and even worse at expressing it. It turns out as well as you might expect.
Or, the one where Kurt is a 19 year old massage therapist that 31 year old Sebastian propositions for sex but they fall in love instead. It's kind of a disaster because they're both idiots, but it turns out alright in the end.
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- Part 1 of Can't Buy Me Love
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18 Feb 2026
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Sebastian's always hated knowing who his soulmate is going to be, that he couldn't choose his life. When Sebastian meets Kurt at Dalton his life turns upside down. He's not ready for a relationship but he doesn't want to hurt Kurt. When Kurt meets Blaine and starts falling for him that changes things for Sebastian and he comes to a few realizations.
Prompt: Sebastian knew from the time he was 13 who he'd eventually end up settling down with. He hated knowing. The only comfort he was able to take was that it was extremely rare for anyone to find their soulmate before they were 20. When Kurt transfers to Dalton in S2, their teacher announces Kurt's name in front of the class, and Sebastian instantly knows that it's his soulmate. Kurt's the type of person who has loved their soulmate without ever knowing them since the moment his mark first scrawled across his arm...Bookmarked by DeathLiz
18 Feb 2026
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The Warblers refuse to help Blaine propose, and Sebastian even goes a step further.
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17 Feb 2026
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After Rachel moves out to an apartment closer to her blossoming Broadway career, Kurt struggles to make ends meet while only have one roommate left, Santana. At her suggestion he applies for the open bartender slot at the hottest gay bar/club in NYC, Runaways. The owner of Runaways, Sebastian, has only a few rules. 1) Be on time. 2) Don't use your real name when working behind the bar. 3) Flirt as much as you want and appear available. 4) Never actually be available. To Kurt the rules are just fine and the money is even better. Life however has the tendency to hand Kurt lemons, which just so happen to make a great garnish for vodka tonics.
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17 Feb 2026
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Kurt Hummel had a plan. He was going to go out and have a fantastic bachelor party with his best friends. He was going to wake up, not hungover, and get dressed in a fabulous suit of his own design. He was going to start a new chapter of his life, and marry the man of his dreams.
Kurt Hummel was on the cusp of happiness when one phone call changed everything.
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17 Feb 2026