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with this ego, I won't be the only one that's bleeding by DefNotForWork, Soapybananaz
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Aug 2023
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Dogs don’t sleep in posh beds under gentle hands. Dogs like him lick their wounds in the dark and guard their owners with teeth and talon. He was a guard dog. There are no pets allowed on the Revenge.
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By your grounded and giving and darkening scorn by DefNotForWork
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Dec 2022
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Edward had never been willing to touch him softly without hurting him first. Bonnet always needed to be convinced of his worth. But a few nights a week Izzy could have it all, could have their scent and sweat on him. An hour of torture was the price for a few minutes of warm praise and Izzy gladly paid for the privilege.
Or, Izzy believes that kindness can only be earned through blood and pain, Ed doesn't know how much longer he can keep this up, and Stede can't imagine how they've made it this long.
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Stede squared his jaw and asked, “How do we choose who to kill?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” Ed said with a relieved smile. “Izzy always does that.”
“That is not at all surprising,” Lucius muttered under his breath, sketching a small icon of the angry man in the corner of the open page.
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Five times Lucius hears the words "Izzy always does that," and one time Lucius does something for him.
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I feel you in the wind chill (and it's so real, straight through my bones) by DefNotForWork
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
29 Aug 2018
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He was so fucking scared, but he was also getting pissed. Pissed at this fucking ghost, pissed at himself, and pissed at Shane for not being smart enough to save his own goddamn life.
Or in which a ghost wants to eat Shane and Ryan doesn't think it's very funny.
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BFFs Get Handcuffed Together For 24 Hours - Ryan & Shane by DefNotForWork
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
13 Jul 2018
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“May death do us part,” he said in a stupid, ghoulish voice.
“It’s only 24 hours, you dick,” Ryan said around a strangled laugh.
“Yeah, 24 hours,” Shane said. “Or death. Whichever comes first.”
“You’re saying you wouldn’t uncuff me to save my life?” Ryan asked, wheezing.
Shane turned to look straight into the camera filming.
“Them’s the rules. Shane ain’t never lost a challenge.”
Or, in which Ryan deals with his feelings by not dealing with them at all.
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But instead, he calls him by his last name, an attempt to cover up whatever the fuck he had just done.
“Hollander.” Don’t do this. Please don’t do this. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. I take it back. It’s stupid.
He had to try again, had to reach for something—anything—to stop him from leaving.
“Hollander.” Please don't go.
——> Ilya calls Shane by his name, he leaves, and Ilya panics.
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- Part 3 of heated rivalry coda
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“I told you I’d make you feel good, didn’t I?” Rozanov murmurs, soft but sure. Shane sluggishly nods his head. He feels fucking amazing.
“Do you want me to make you feel even better?” Rozanov whispers against the shell of his ear, his free hand carding through the strands of hair falling over Shane's eyes. Shane nods again, feeling miles and miles above ground, completely sky high.
“You need to answer me, Hollander. I won’t do anything to you if you can’t say it.” Shane groans, feeling like his voice has retreated somewhere foreign in his body. He can’t grab the words, can’t force them into a proper sentence.
or; ilya keeps his promise of making shane feel good, but at what cost?
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- Part 2 of d/s hollonov
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11 Dec 2025
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Holding Patterns by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Nov 2025
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“Do you want to know how it feels?”
Shane let his hand fall back to the couch. He pushed himself up onto his elbows and lifted a brow at Rozanov. “What – holding the Cup? You’ve already made that joke once.”
“No.” Rozanov’s fingers encircled Shane’s wrist and then he was pulling Shane’s hand between his legs.
Or: Shane tops.
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then what we've got is gold by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
27 Dec 2017
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Dirk has never had a romantic relationship before. So now that it appears he is in the process of one such relationship with Todd, it is… startling.
Or, in which Dirk is scared that he can't be what Todd deserves, and Todd tries his best to convince him that that isn't true. Featuring: a lot (and I mean a lot) of cuddling, thirty seven cast-iron pans, and one novelty condom.
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09 Apr 2025
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Percy and Trinket, and a very polite discussion about their beloved Vex'ahlia, circa episode 59. Transferred over from tumblr by request!