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A Good Man by Aniron84
Fandoms: Knives Out (2019), Glass Onion (2022), Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
06 Jan 2023
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Blanc set down his glass. “Professor, I’m beginning to suspect that you might be the most interesting person here. Maybe even one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met.”
Phillip stared. “Are you taking the piss?”(Or, Benoit Blanc returns from his trip to Greece, and Phillip reflects on the night they first met.)
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- Part 1 of A Good Man 'verse
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13 Feb 2024
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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- English
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13 Sep 2023
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we could jump the state lines (we only get the one life) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
22 Dec 2016
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It starts in Paris.
“You can’t steal things just because you like them,” Sam tells Bucky, feeling innately that this is a losing battle, and Bucky cocks his head to the side, considers Sam very thoughtfully.
“Really,” he says. “I’m stealing you, aren’t I?”
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01 Sep 2023
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God, Tetsurou's too young to be feeling like this.
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- Part 2 of a matter of infinite hope
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24 Aug 2023
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Portraits of Citrus by Fishwrites
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
12 Dec 2015
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Future outtakes from a verse that bjo & I are currently working on and will be posting very soon. For now, please enjoy these domestic and fluff studies! :)
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26 Jun 2023
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the sound of you (was all I'd hear) by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
04 Sep 2016
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After Jim's (very) near death experience, Spock finds himself exponentially more aware of Jim's consciousness, even when they aren't in physical contact. But he doesn't need to bother a recovering Jim with that knowledge, especially since they've been spending so much time together lately. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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- English
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- 6,314
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- 1/1
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- 130
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09 May 2023
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The largely accidental courtship of Edgin Darvis, or: Edgin and Xenk negotiate over a question of genre.
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04 May 2023
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"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”
The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”
(In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.)- Language:
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26 Mar 2023
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“An Endless?” Hob asks, softly, because it feels like a question that needs to be soft.
“That’s what we are,” Death responds, trying again for a small smile. “Me and D—”
“Don’t,” Hob interrupts, far stronger than he meant to, and Death looks surprised for as long as it takes him to get out, “Don’t, please. I-I want to hear it from him.”
Sympathy colors Death’s gaze even as Hob feels his face burn. Six hundred years, Hob thinks—he’ll be damned if he finds out his Stranger’s name from anyone but the odd man himself.
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It's 1989 and Hob Gadling thinks he's been stood up. Death herself is kind enough to inform him otherwise—and, well, now Hob's got to bloody do something about it, doesn't he?
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- 5/5
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10 Mar 2023
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A Declaration (or, Tea, Taxes and Ties) by PC_Hopkins (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
11 Apr 2012
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In which Lestrade is given a declaration of love and, in the true MET style, puts two and two together, and comes up with five.
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08 Mar 2023
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things you never say by glittercake for Gracerevealed
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 May 2021
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He turns to look at Bucky, grinning, "I dare you."
"No! Literally no!" Bucky looks over his shoulder then back at Sam nervously, keeping his distance, "Have you never heard of Adam and Eve? I'm pretty sure this is exactly how their story went."
"First of all," Sam says, wiggling his eyebrows, "They were naked. Now, listen, I'm game—"
"Oh my god."
"Anyway, chickenshit, watch this."
or, Sam messes around with stuff in the Soul Stone he shouldn't be messing around with and pays the consequences.
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06 Mar 2023
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(Ain't Nothin' Like) The Real Thing by cortexikid
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Apr 2021
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“It’s called being a gentleman, Samuel," Bucky smirked, "look it up.”
“Gentleman, my ass,” Sam scoffed, his hand resting on that vibranium arm, giving him a shove, “I know flirting when I see it."
Bucky tilted his head, eyes narrowed.
“Do you?”
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- Part 1 of All the songs make sense...
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27 Feb 2023
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in your black heart (is where you'll find me) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
24 Mar 2017
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“Hey,” he tries, “hey darlin’, can you pass me the milk?”
“Oh sure,” Sam responds after a long pause. “Here you go. Sweetie.”
“Thanks, hon, you’re a real doll,” Bucky drawls, and pours himself another bowl of cereal, tops up his coffee, takes a mouthful of milk straight from the carton just for good measure. Sam narrows his eyes.
“That’s disgusting,” he sighs, and Bucky makes deliberate eye contact, swallows another mouthful. Sam holds his gaze. “Cupcake, come on, I gotta drink that shit, stop putting your mouth all over it.”
“I’ll put my mouth all over wherever I want,” Bucky tells him. “Sweetheart.”
“Will you just,” Sam mutters, and sips his black coffee like he’s totally unruffled, and Bucky is startled to discover that he’s the one who’s blushing. Shit. Maybe this was a tactical error.
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25 Feb 2023
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No Ordinary Love by TheFlashFic
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
11 May 2021
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Bucky’s been magically cursed to be allergic to Sam Wilson.
For fuck’s actual sake.
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24 Feb 2023
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this love burns so yellow (becoming orange and in its time, exploding) by meliebee
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
16 Jun 2020
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Ten months after Zuko is crowned at seventeen, he faces his first coup.
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18 Feb 2023
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Radio Silence by Moorishflower
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022), The Last of Us (TV)
08 Feb 2023
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Ten years ago, the world ended all at once. It ended in flour. In rye. In the sound of pancake mix being opened in the morning, and the beep of the rice cooker, and the scent of fresh bread.
And on the afternoon of June 13th, 2013, former novelist Dream Endeles finds a still-working portable radio and intercepts a distress call.
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11 Feb 2023
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
This was a favored saying of Mrs. Moneypenny’s, as it surely was for all mothers with beautiful daughters.
Q had always thought that a single man in possession of a good fortune would hardly be in want of anything, let alone a wife. But then again, Q had never paid much attention to such matters.
(yet another Pride & Prejudice AU)
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09 Feb 2023
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roots by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Jan 2023
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Cody is tired, oh so tired, and now this terrible impersonator of his lover is upon him, throwing open drawers and digging from their depths the price demanded of all those who lay upon his resting place.
Cody buries his head into the covers and moans silently to himself. His misery goes ignored.
“Take one,” the General orders through the covers. “Cody.”
Alas.
The goddamned toys.
(Obi-Wan has a rule that whoever enters his bed must hold one of his childhood plushies, which are, naturally, root vegetables. There are no exceptions to the rule, even for exhausted Commanders.)
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The hardest part about shagging an Unspeakable is that they’re not allowed to speak of anything. All Draco knows is that Harry works in Time. Harry works in Time, and while he’s out there in all of that time, it is as unforgiving to him as it is to anyone.
Somewhere along the way, Draco realizes he's been thinking in lines, when he should have been thinking in circles.
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- English
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15 Jan 2023
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Q finds him, freshly released judging by his unshaven, dead-eyed appearance, threatening life, limb, and family of a vending machine in the break room.
While Bond battles for his crisps packet, Q tells him, “You know those kill about a dozen people every year.”
“Not very impressive, is it?” Bond grunts, hefting his weight against the machine. “I’ve tallied that in half the time.” The machine rocks back onto the ground. Bond’s bad leg almost goes out from under him for the effort, and the crisps remain firmly in limbo.
Q decides this is not the defeat Bond needs right now.
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- Part 2 of Out of Focus
Bookmarked by Definately_not_a_cat
06 Dec 2022