Definitively_Different_Drivel
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Have You Tried Not Being An Asshole? by Definitively_Different_Drivel
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Mar 2026
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"Hello, this is Stiles with Open Door installer support, who am I speaking with and how can I help you?" he rattled off, lightning-fast. Fast or not, it still counted as asking for their name for QA purposes.
"Derek." He rattled off customer information, then gave the most non-answer ever. "Door's not working."
Stiles paused, pondering. Sounds like Peter found some poor schmucks to act as employees again. He wondered how long the new batch would last. Stiles braced himself for newbitude. Derek was gonna learn some fuckin things.
"What have you tried so far?"
In which Stiles is an access control tech support rep, Derek is an on-site tech dealing with nightmare installs, and Peter is a condescending dick.
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Stiles still seemed confused. "I don't get why you look so upset. I thought you'd be happy."
"Happy." Derek bit out.
"Yeah. You can stick around again. No more smelling shitty pinning Stiles. No more pack meetings where I make everything awkward. No more, you know, clumsy asinine attempts at flirting and friendship. No more dancing around the elephant in the room. The elephant has officially been put down. Dead and buried. No more elephants."
Derek swallowed hard. "What if I told you I didn't actually dislike that elephant?"
"I wouldn't believe you. Look, I get it if this hurts your ego, but you gotta get over yourself. Look on the sunny side of life, you know?"
In which an accidental blood offering to the fae results in a boon that removes all those pesky emotions regarding Derek. The boon is permanent unless removed before Stiles falls in love again. With a strange suitor sucking up Stiles' attention, will Derek solve the puzzle in time, or will Stiles fall in love and forever be incapable of feeling when Derek is on his mind?
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Summer has come and Scott's off with Allison, so Stiles gets all the Derek time he can handle!
The only problem? It's platonic. (Or so he thinks.)
Fuuuuuck.
Prompt: Bad Romance
In which Stiles is pining for something more than just hanging out with the object of his affections and maybe, just maybe, he'll get what he wanted after all.
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The whole 'Derek needs rescuing' thing is getting way out of hand. Derek comes a little too close to getting himself killed, prompting an argument, leading to a revelation that might change their friendship irrevocably.
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Lost parcels & lattes by Definitively_Different_Drivel for ProLuna
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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In which Stiles is having a frustrating Christmas Eve only to find that the dashing coffee shop werewolf holds the answer to his problems in more ways than one!
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Standing next to not-Derek – whoa, holding not-Derek’s hand? – is someone who looks remarkably like Stiles. Is Stiles, a slightly-altered replica, just like this guy both is and isn't Derek.
It’s not like looking into a mirror – one, because looking into a mirror actually makes some kind of sense, and two, because not-Stiles looks older too, mid twenties maybe. And the tips of his short, spiky hair are dark purple, and he’s got a lip ring and he’s shirtless and covered in tattoos and what the holy hell?
“Time travel?" He's sufficiently freaked. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he hears his dad laughing.
“Not exactly,” not-Derek says, and shit, even his voice sounds exactly the same, disconcertingly gentle. He gestures behind him, and Stiles looks over his shoulder, where behind him, scattered across the porch and in the front yard, are more…Dereks and more Stileses.
Fourteen total, including the two at the door, he notes distantly, eyes feeling like they’re about to pop out of his head from bulging so hard.
Seven other Dereks. Seven other Stileses.
Seven Derek and Stiles pairs.
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Bookmarked by Definitively_Different_Drivel
17 Mar 2026
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The kickass one with the multiple Sterek pairs that has lived rent free in my brain for years and will no doubt live there forever more happily filling space as one of my favorite fics ever
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From the original fic this comic is an adaptation of:
“What day is it?” Derek demanded.“What?”
“The day! What day is today?!” Derek let Stiles go, but only so he could reach into his pocket and pull out his phone. He tapped at the home screen, and then went so perfectly still that Stiles was pretty sure this guy wasn’t human. No human could stand that still.
When it was clear Derek wasn’t going to move again without some prompting, Stiles said, “It’s Wednesday.”
“That’s impossible,” Derek whispered.
“Not really, it comes around every seven days.”
“This is impossible,” Derek said again, looking around himself, as if he was searching for something.
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Maybe Derek is out of his mind, but the anonymous sex he had at a party last night in a baby blue Jeep was so good he ends up driving around town looking for said Jeep and its mysterious owner.
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Ever since his mother died, Stiles Stilinski has been on the road. He drifts across the country, a wandering druid in search of his next adventure. No matter where he goes, Stiles never stays. But when a strange magic summons Stiles to the city of Beacon Hills, he finds himself tangled up in the lives of the Hale werewolf pack. His stay is only supposed to be temporary, but as Stiles grows closer to the pack and its charming alpha, Derek Hale, Stiles must decide once and for all where he truly belongs.
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31 Jan 2025
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After fleeing from hunters Derek found refuge in a small Wyoming town. For almost ten years, he lived alone in a cabin among acres of land, until one night he stumbles upon a car accident near his place. When the driver comes to with his friendly smile and beautiful brown eyes, there’s no way Derek could’ve predicted the next three weeks.
Stiles is a hunter who can’t go home and the alpha of the fallen Hale pack is his Hail Mary. What he didn’t expect to find was a gentle and broken man in place of the so-called mighty alpha. Despite the pressures from back home, Stiles keeps putting off what he has to do, while falling for the one person he’s not supposed to.