Desiderii

A cherry that is also a d20



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    In a world where the great sects are great because their disciples can transform into dragons, every established cultivation lineage gifts a unique power. The Jiang, gestalt. The Jin, time dilation. The Lan, weathermancy. The Nie, hyperesthesia.

    The clan that started the practice, however?

    The Wen’s legacy gift is to reverse death.

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    Steve feels like he’s in some wild fever dream as he walks closer and says, “Hey, you all right?”

    107 looks up. He looks even prettier up close, even (or especially, Steve’s mind supplies unhelpfully) with his cheeks flushed with the exercise and sweat beading on his forehead. He does look a little crazy, though.

    “Huh,” 107 says, looks down Steve’s body, then up again. “I know we just met, but your dick looks like it’s getting strangled.”

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    07 Jun 2019

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    I had to stop and cry laughing three times. THREE TIMES.

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    A map of the Kingdoms of Albion, based on show data, canon maps, historical maps, and a bit of fudging to get it all to fit together nicely. Canon-compliant and based circa season 2. Includes chapters on: demographics, travel on foot/by horse, and known locations.

    Now contains a detailed map of the Kingdom of Camelot!

    Please feel free to use this as a fannish resource!

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    This is the best thing. The Absolute Best.

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    A series of comic pages set in a modern college AU, featuring disaster lesbians, dumb little brothers, and couch makeouts.

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    18 Nov 2020

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    This is *extremely cute* and the art is just gorgeous.

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    This was a love story between a pair of right cocks.

    Not on Jiang Cheng's watch.

    (The one where Jiang Cheng's a PhD chlamydia researcher; Lan Xichen's the NEET social recluse who moves in next door; and they come together because Jiang Cheng's pet chicken Wei Cluckxian won't stay out of Lan Xichen's chicken Wingji's coop).

    EDIT: Russian translation now available from Sl_ai (Thank you so much!): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29824479/chapters/73379835

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    14 Jul 2020

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    This is probably one of my favorite fics. Just. I cried a bunch and cackled several times.

    Lucky fucking chickens. I just. I.

    And that last little epilogue note which slams everything into context.

    A++ would enjoy again.

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    Case number: 0100426. Statement of Denzil Cassar, regarding an unusual encounter in a bookshop. Original statement given April 26th 2010. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
    Statement begins.

    Or: You live in a place long enough, and people start to notice.

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    04 Jul 2019

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    I adore outsider PoV. This is a wonderful little narrative, and I love how the monologue has an excellent flow to it. I have not, at this point, listened to the Magnus Archive, but it's on my list. The voices are tuned just right. Excellent work.