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Blackbeard is untouchable.
Not impervious to harm, nah he’s got the scars to prove that. He’s been stabbed and cut and burned and whipped and hit, less so these days, but it happens.
No, what it is, is that no one wants to touch Blackbeard.
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перешли все черты, нарушили все правила by woodenmusicbox
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
05 Jun 2024
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Виаго три месяца занимался подготовкой Веллингтонской Ежегодной Оргии Нежити и Не Только, которая прошла просто прекрасно... для всех, кроме самого Виаго.
И Антон не может не заметить этого.Series
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06 Jun 2024
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the translation of my first vianton fic 😍💖
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“Come help me find an apothecary nearby,” Ed calls to Lamp, who’s still laying in front of the door. Ed pulls up the Conjure browser on his phone and searches for apothecaries in his area. There are a dozen or so results that pop up by the time Lamp has reluctantly left his post by the front door and flopped down next to Ed on the couch, pushing his head under Ed’s arm so he can look at the search results.
One of them jumps out immediately: “Stede’s Stupendous Shop of Spellcasting Sundries,” Ed reads aloud. What the fuck is that name? It’s fascinating and hilarious. Ed needs to go there immediately. He looks up reviews for the shop, and they’re either 5 stars or 1 star, nothing in between. He checks one of the 1-star reviews — left by someone supposedly named Calico Jack, which is a weird name — and it starts with, “There’s this angry chicken, right,” and Ed stops reading there because that sounds like the coolest fucking thing he’s ever heard, and he wants to experience it for himself.
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Stede's a lonely apothecary owner looking for love. Ed's a jaded potions master looking for his place in the world. This is how they find what they're looking for in each other. -
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Anton and Viago get together. What a relief, right? Right. Right.
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01 Nov 2023
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fuck me up with some blood kink please and ty
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Bo has a bit of experience when it comes to pullstrings.
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01 Jul 2023
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Very Cool (in a soft, gentle, pretty sort of way) by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Sep 2022
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Upon returning, Stede had hopped up on deck nimbly, looking happy as a fucking clam—or maybe an oyster, more appropriately, because the moment he’d gotten Ed alone, he’d produced nothing other than a string of fucking pearls.
Pearls.Series
- Part 1 of in a soft, gentle, pretty sort of way
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16 Sep 2022
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They're co-captains now, sure, that's great and good, but... why is it making Stede so nervous?
ETA: Podfic available right here, thanks as ever to perfect human SD_Ryan
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02 Jun 2022
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The Man, the Myth, the Legend by trinityofone for Siria
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 May 2022
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The historical record states that Stede Bonnet was hanged. This is incorrect.
He was, however, hung. Extremely well.
Or: The crew hears a rumor, fucks around, and finds out.
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31 May 2022
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Stede loves trashy reality TV; Ed, not so much.
There's something else Ed loves, though.
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28 May 2022
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If there’s a truism in his profession, it’s that fear is a better bet than love. A man fears you, you both know where you stand. Love, though, love’s a right fucker. Steals your footing out from under you, leaves you dizzy and useless as a green-arsed cabin boy on his first day at sea. But he doesn’t want to be thinking about this tonight. That’s why he’s drinking.
(Four months later, Ed's on a bender in Nassau when Stede finally tracks him down.)
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04 May 2022
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“Do you think I could help in some way?” he asks.
Ed glances at him. “Like how?”
“I don’t know. You seemed to enjoy our little gag of trading places that one time.” Stede shrugs a shoulder. He’s wearing his pink satin waistcoat and matching breeches, no overcoat—too fucking humid tonight. Ed can see the shape of his arm through the thin linen of his shirt. “What if you pretend you’re the one who isn’t in charge, and I can pretend I’m the one who is. That would be fun, wouldn’t it?”
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Sometimes some co-captains invent soft domming to cope.
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19 Apr 2022
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He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven by AuntieClimactic
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2022
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“Here we go again,” he heard Lucius scream over Izzy’s furious cursing.
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02 Apr 2022
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A special shout-out to Jim's voice in this. It's *exquisite*
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menagerie by kirazi for Dialects_and_Costumes
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
31 Dec 2021
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Five times Jaime brought home a stray.
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01 Jan 2022
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those who seek to find by ice_connoisseur for LibKat
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), Jumanji (1995)
11 Aug 2020
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But anyway, that was how it started: Arya found the game, and Sansa rolled the dice.
When you play the game of Jumanji, you win or you die.
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17 Oct 2021
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The day Sam Carter marries Pete Shanahan is not the worst day of Jack’s life; he’s already lived that day. But that doesn't make it easy.
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24 Mar 2021
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A Visit From St. Dildolas by EllisJay, Laihiriel, robotsdance
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
31 Dec 2020
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‘Twas the night before Pegmas and all through the house...
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Jaime has always been terrible at denying his ex anything, which is why he agrees to fly her and her coworker to the Wall even though a massive blizzard has grounded every other flight.
That turns out to be a mistake.
Or: an accidental The Mountain Between Us AU except they're exes.
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means a little bit more... by EllisJay
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Dec 2020
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Once Dr. Seuss wrote a masterpiece called 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas.'
63 years later, on a Discord channel, a conversation was born.
A shameless and shameful parody for Jaime and Brienne.
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It's a Wyn-Win Situation by sdwolfpup
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
31 Aug 2020
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It's been ten years and Jaime and Brienne still haven't seen how perfect they are for each other. Selwyn Tarth decides to take matters into his own hands; unfortunately he's going to need Tywin's hands to help. Too bad the gods have apparently cursed this entire endeavor for their own amusement.
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31 Aug 2020
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never far away by sdwolfpup
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
25 Aug 2020
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The water is where she goes to be with her mother.
Four times Brienne swims alone, and one time she doesn't
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25 Aug 2020