Diced_Ice



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    Something stirs low in his belly and he swallows thickly. Luo Binghe is good at sex. It isn't simply pride that tells him so, it's every partner he's had. He's practiced a hundred, a thousand times over, and learned to please a woman as thoroughly as any man possibly could.
    Even Shen Qingqiu could not deny that.
    Even Shen Qingqiu, who had always spat on his progress and scorned his most earnest efforts, never believing in him for a moment, would have to look at him and praise him for his skill between a woman's legs.

    Luo Binghe reads something very interesting in Mingyan's book, and draws the absolute incorrect assumptions from it. So does Shen Qingqiu.

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    Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”

    Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.

    Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”

    The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.

    “Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”

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    Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.

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    “Beg, Xiao Xingchen. Beg me to save your friend. Give me your life, and I’ll return him his.”

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    “Daozhang, the truth is, I’m so ugly only a blind person could love me.”

    The plaintive lilt to the words could be mournful or teasing. With his clever young friend, it’s difficult to discern. Sometimes he’s steeped in bitterness. Sometimes he’s laughing at an unspoken jest.

    When Xiao Xingchen takes in a wounded stranger, he doesn’t expect him to stay.

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    Written based on the May Trope Mayhem list from Duck Prints Press!


    So. It turns out that Shang Qinghua was taking commissions on the side to write fanfiction of his own novel. Truly, his shamelessness knows no bounds, ect., ect., what else is new?! The problem is, now the System has found those stories, and shoved them in the middle of Shen Qingqiu's Happy Ever After!

    It can't be too bad, though, right? It's not like Airplane-bro wasn't already abusing every trope known to man! Only... What trope is this supposed to be??? "Great Master" Airplane, bro, why are all these tropes wrong???

    Did you... Did you seriously scam people out of their money without knowing what their requests meant?!


    A story of tropes where all the tropes are wrong. Updates written daily through the month of May and posted with minimal editing!

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