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  1. Rec *

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    Kenny, also known as Mysterion, is dating Butters and is Professor Chaos' rival. There's no way this could possibly be a problem.

    AKA my hot take on the Bunny love square

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    13 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 78

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    Kyle and Cartman wake up to find out they're in each other's bodies. What starts as a completely disastrous day for the both of them, slowly turns into an existential revelation.
    Written for day 6 of Kyman Week. The prompts were 'Bodyswap' and 'Fighting'.

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    07 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Kyle and Cartman didn’t think their Halloween could get much worse than being forced to work the graveyard shift at their local convenience store. However, things take a rather dark turn when they suddenly find themselves being hunted by a terrifying creature lurking in the shadows. Trapped, with seemingly no hope of escape, the two of them end up forced to reveal far more than they’d ever anticipated.

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    05 Feb 2026

  4. Rec *

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    Through a series of poor decisions Kyle and Cartman find themselves stranded in the woods all night, handcuffed together, bruised and battered.
    They have to work together in order to make it through and the near-death experience sheds new light on their friendship. It leaves Kyle wondering if things will ever be able to go back to the way they used to be, or if he even really wants them to.

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    04 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    The other issue with the parties, Kyle finds, is that they’re often just too goddamn boring. They’re all the same formula. People get drunk, they pull out the games, people hook up, pass out, and then it’s all over social media. And it’s not like the people who hook up with each other ever change it up, no, it’s always the same damn couples. Stan and Wendy are notorious for this. Others include Clyde and Bebe, and Tweek and Kenny. It’s predictable, like reading the final page of the book when you’re really only halfway through.

    Perhaps that’s why Kyle is smoking tonight. Usually he only indulges in some drinks, but being plagued by the impending predictability of the evening caused him to want to do something different. He also usually doesn’t escape this far, only going just outside onto the deck or against the side of the house.

    It is peaceful, though.

    He hears the crunching of twigs and leaves.

    Well, it was good while it lasted.

    (In which Kyle is tired of the same, old, formulaic, day-to-day shit, and Eric has to remind him that he's the one behind the wheel)

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    23 Jan 2026