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    Tommy leaves The Dream Team the same way he left Sam’s workshop and the same way he left his mom. With love and promises to call, and the knowledge that they can’t come to help. They’re too important to the war effort. But he has the contacts of a hundred Human criminals memorized forwards and backward. He’ll be okay.

    Probably.

    In the end, it's frighteningly easy to sneak aboard The Angel of Death. It probably wouldn’t be if Tommy didn’t have the teachers and family he does, so he’ll give them a pass this time. Once he’s integrated, though, he’s going to give their security a massive overhaul because he is a little insulted at how effortlessly he got in.

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    20 Sep 2023

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    Technobalde comes first, years before the others. Then Wilbur. Then Tubbo and Ranboo, Niki and Jack.

    (Tommy comes later, but that's another story entirely.)

    Or: How Phil acquires a life parter, three sons, and a daughter. In roughly that order.

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    20 Sep 2023

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    Phil lifts his hand, scratching the back of his neck lightly. Below him, the kid is silent and staring at some point on the table. “No. He doesn’t know Common. So we’ll be homeschooling him for a little while, until he knows enough to get by in school.”

    Techno’s seventeen. He finished his last year of public school the summer before.

    “I can teach him,” he says, not tearing his eyes off of the small frame sitting at the table, dwarfed by Phil’s size and his wings. He’s pitiful.

    (Techno teaches Ranboo words. They're very big. Techno is proud. [based off a twitter post])

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    20 Aug 2023

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    Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.

    He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.

    Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.

    He froze.

    Right.

    There were now aliens in his cell.

    And he probably just scared the hell out of them.

     

    Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.

    This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.

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    20 Aug 2023

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    Wilbur tilts his head and tries to keep an ear out for the tell-tale sound of chirping, but the room is as quiet as it can be, save for Tommy’s complaining groan in the corner. “Are you sure it’s a cricket?”

    “Yes!”

    Wilbur listens again. “I don’t hear anything.”

    “It’s a cricket, I saw it with my own two eyes. It wasn’t a grasshopper, it wasn’t green, it was all brown and ugly and evil.”

    “The cricket isn’t out to get you, Tommy.”

    “That’s what it fucking wants you to think.”

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    23 Jul 2023

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