Dragon_Ferret
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Harry Potter and The Fullmetal Dragon by Dragon_Ferret
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2024
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Truth shenanigans, Ed gets called to destroy another immortal wannabe named Moldwarts or something, yadda yadda yadda Edward Elric is now a dragon. Not one o' those big majestic Fireballs or Horntails. No, he's tiny and pissed.
Nightshift at Hogwarts has gotten a little more interesting as Filch vows to catch a weird golden lizard, house elves try to figure out how food keeps disappearing, and Pince wondering about how the library gets neater and neater with each day. At least, the painting, ghost, and animal population seems strangely amused.
Ha ha, my mental health! A roulette for me and the fic! Yay!
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He Watches by Dragon_Ferret
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
13 Nov 2023
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Ed contemplates his state of being by fucking around and finding out.
Cue angst.Alfred tries his best as a single (f̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶) butler amid the supernatural shenaniganry, but baby Bruce gains a weird pseudo uncle that can make him smile so he's somewhat satisfied. He's just going to ignore the glowing eyes and suspiciously long shadow.
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- Part 2 of Golden Gotham
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Nature at Their Best by Sight_Line (Dragon_Ferret)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
12 Sep 2023
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Unicron, brother of Primus, World-Devourer, and God of Destruction didn’t make shit as Earth. No, that was Nature at their worst.
An entity guards Unicron's imprisoned body while they wait for their old friend/mentor across the stars to wake up. Too fucking bad that his little creations were in the middle of a civil war on top of flinging around the bastard's concentrated blood like demonic steroids!
Earth, friend of Primus, Ever-Changing, and Warden of Unicron tried to make a world on the back of devastation. Now they’re awake to make it better with the help of Cybertronian shenanigans.
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Out of Orbit by Dragon_Ferret
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Sky: Children of the Light (Video Game), DCU
01 Aug 2023
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Curiosity flipped the crab, but the Skykid makes an adventure out of it.
Bruce Wayne, pre-Batman, is hella confused.
Alfred Pennyworth, suffering butler, finds this hilarious.
Displaced Skykid, the little shit, wants to steal the big spooky cape. -
He awakes. by Dragon_Ferret
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DC Extended Universe
28 May 2022
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Little Bruce falls down a well and bleeds into Gotham.
He awakens a part of the dark city that it never knew it had.Ed doesn’t know how he's an eldritch sentient city with a hoarding problem, but he's got other things to think about. Like how his people are fucking awesome, this drunken and lost young lady, and a little boy who he'd love to shadow sometime.
Pun intended.
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- Part 1 of Golden Gotham
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Golden Gotham by Dragon_Ferret
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
13 Nov 2023
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Ed doesn't know how but he's a sentient city with tasteful architecture and some cool ass people. Who's this small child who woke him and why is he sad? He needs some black and maybe some red in his wardrobe. Would he like alchemy?
Will probably be a collection of vignettes at certain time skips. I don't got the mental capacity for a full on fic.
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Sasuke gets sent back in time to stop Danzo. He intends to save his clan, and his brother. But he made one major mistake: He left the number one unpredictable ninja in charge of the jutsu. He's about 10 years too early. Thanks, Naruto...
Now what?
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02 Feb 2026
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Nobody Expects The Shinobi Inquisition by Azremodehar
Fandoms: Naruto, Dragon Age: Inquisition
19 Jan 2026
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In an act of classic Uchiha Melodrama, Uchiha Shisui leaps to his death... only to be thwarted when he wakes up, chained up and in a dungeon, with a splitting pain in his left hand.
Has a TVTropes page here sdlak;fjlkshgjl
Chapter 10 now with illustration!
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- 265,912
- Chapters:
- 44/?
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23 Jan 2026
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Wave changed a lot about Team 7, but not enough to make them entirely functional. Also someone should have really reminded Kakashi to pay attention to that tiny part of his genius brain that recognises random patterns, before he called a rest stop on the way home on top of an old, decayed Uzushio travel seal with an over-chakra-charged Uzumaki.
And he thought the month of the Wave mission was long, now he's stuck with the team, in a place he never expected to have anything to do with, with no way back.
Maybe he should have paid more attention to history, or stayed in the academy long enough to have history classes.Series
- Part 2 of Fire Wolves
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- 91,120
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- 28/?
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01 Jan 2026
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of elder, stone and cloth (of death, rebirth and closure) by asthmaticbee
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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Ed dealing with several wannabe immortal bastards that he's connected to more closely than he'd like.
And, in the process, finding himself torn between the world he knows, and the world he comes to love.
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This series has a Playlist!
This series also has a TV Tropes page!
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- 203,648
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Bookmarked by Dragon_Ferret
20 Aug 2025
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Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content by AddictedApple
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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I decided to gather all my Jason Todd-centric fics into a series so people can find them easily.
They are in order of when I wrote them (and thus also in order of least canon to most canon compliant).
Enjoy!
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Bookmarked by Dragon_Ferret
15 Aug 2025