asthmaticbee
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aria of pride and deceit by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
10 Sep 2025
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Once, Pride was the oldest homunculus.
Now he’s the youngest.
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Edward Elric is dying, and his father makes a deal with the devil to save him.
Things spiral from there, because of course they do.
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Previously "the higher we climb, the farther we fall (such pride, such deceit)", changed title to fit better with the naming scheme of the series!
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- Part 2 of songs of war-torn lands
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The Rule of Four (and a toll for thee) by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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After almost a year Ed is no closer to destroying Voldemort's Horcruxes, but at least he's managed to get rid of his grandfather's - he tries to stay optimistic.
Now if only the Death Eaters didn't ruin his summer holidays, and some fuckwit didn't try to get Harry killed. Again.
Oh, and whoever decided hormones are a thing can kindly fuck off.
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Or: Ed dealing with the Triwizard Tournament, teen drama and politics, because the universe hates him and his entire bloodline.
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Barbara Lake thought she had left the war behind her when she cast off her old name to live a human life with her husband.
She doesn't think for a moment that watching the demise of Kanjigar the Courageous is just the first sign that the war has come back to haunt her, much less that her son would be caught right in the middle of it.
It's a good thing that changelings know how to adapt.
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The Truth Will Out (and you will pay your dues) by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Apr 2024
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The Truth is this: a Toll is always paid, Something is always gained, and Death is always the end.
Sometimes, people refuse to pay their dues.
But the Truth will out.
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When Edward Elric uses alchemy to save his own life in a collapsed mine shaft, Truth drags him before the Gate and makes him an offer he cannot refuse.
He still resents the fact Truth grouped him with thirteen years old wizards in a magic school, though.
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where daylight shatters and worthy perish (you alone endure the night) by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons)
30 Mar 2024
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"Of all creatures in our worlds, I chose you."
Jim has tried and failed to fix things so many times he has lost count. No matter what he tries, it always goes the same: Killahead is rebuilt, Angor Rot is freed, Gunmar escapes, the Eternal Night begins and ends, the Arcane Order is defeated at too high a cost.
And, no matter what, too many die.
"Destiny is a gift."
A gift Jim has shirked too long, too many times, never learning his lesson.
And so the Fates weave a new tapestry.
Series
- Part 2 of The Fall of the Titans
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the threads of fate weave a cruel web by asthmaticbee
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
06 Jan 2023
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Sokka is born a firebender and taken by the Southern Raiders when he is 9, growing up in the palace as Prince Zuko's royal companion and best friend.
Kya, in turn, survives the last Southern Raid.
This changes both everything and very little.
Now with a Playlist!
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The ways the Elemental Titans finally fall, after many, many tries.
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of elder, stone and cloth (of death, rebirth and closure) by asthmaticbee
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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Ed dealing with several wannabe immortal bastards that he's connected to more closely than he'd like.
And, in the process, finding himself torn between the world he knows, and the world he comes to love.
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This series has a Playlist!
This series also has a TV Tropes page!
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Edward Elric Fucking With Wizards by asthmaticbee
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Apr 2024
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This is where I throw all my stuff featuring one Edward Elric fucking up the Harry Potter timeline like the walking human disaster tornado he is. Enjoy!
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songs of war-torn lands by asthmaticbee
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
10 Sep 2025
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Do you hear the people sing
Of bloodshed, war and conquest?
Do you hear the drums in your bones
Of death and life and eternity?
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Series of AUs dealing with war and/or alternate backstories for the Elric brothers.
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The Moirai and the Lair of Death and Vipers by FightFireWithFire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2025
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‘“You can’t go alone Harry,” Hermione said, trying to lift herself to her feet but giving up with a squeak, “You need help!”
“No,” Harry said firmly, “This is my decision to run off to try and save Sirius, no one else’s - and you need help Hermione! Look at your ankle!”
“How are you even getting there?” Ron demanded, “Cause’ if you want to floo, it looks like we both need to go back up to the castle,” he cried triumphantly.
The answer to his question came in the form of a sudden insistent tugging at the sleeve of Harry’s robe. He flinched back, and looked down to find the skeletal head of doe-eyed Thestral following the path of his hand in an attempt to lick off the blood that coated his arm. Harry froze for a minute, then grinned. He knew exactly how he was getting to London.’—
When Harry made the choice to leave his friends behind, and rescue Sirius from the Department of Mysteries on his own, he had never imagined what the consequences might be.
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Against his better judgement, Harry agrees to appear on WENIS – a charity gameshow designed to lead contestants to the deepest desires of their hearts, while also showcasing Wheezes’ new line of adult products.
The aphrodisiac tea quickly gets the better of him.
So does Malfoy.
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Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
28 Aug 2025
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Of Shadows and Desires by XxTheDarkLordxX for fantom_ftnoise
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jan 2019
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As a sports reporter, Harry shouldn’t have a favourite Quidditch team or player. A professional remains objective. But that went out the window the moment Malfoy was drafted.
Malfoy, who was still a git, who was still charming despite everything, and who also just so happened to be his neighbour.
Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
28 Aug 2025
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After realizing that his feelings for Harry were unfortunately real, Draco embarks on a foolproof—yes, Longbottom, foolproof—plan to woo Potter. And if that doesn't work, well there is always another letter of the alphabet to try next.
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Bookmarked by asthmaticbee
26 Aug 2025
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Draco refuses to see giving Potter anonymous gifts as a nice thing to do. This was just one moment of weakness. That's all it was.
So why does it last eight years? Why does the pleased glint to green eyes make him continue to send them? More importantly, why does the school owl keep following him?