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Kanaya Maryam is happy with her girlfriend, even if their relationship is long distance most of the time. Rose reads Tarot for tourists at the local Renaissance Fair, her siblings all involved in other parts of the festival too. Rose’s arrival back to town is marked with a celebration, their opening night planning to kick things off with a bang.
It starts with a kiss, and ends with a body on each side of her in bed.
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After years of delay, Rose Lalonde presents. It wasn’t what anyone expected.
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Seventeen year old Rose Lalonde lives in the tiny town of Rainbow Falls, practically hidden away in the Adirondack mountains. She deals with the death of her older sister and her mother’s alcoholism the reasonable way, by running off for days at a time to a place no one could possibly find her.
Near the end of her junior year in high school she is assigned a new lab partner in biology. Dave Strider is new in town and Rose begins to think he is more than what he lets on.
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The concept of the ultimate self finds Dave Strider.
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Rose has been jealous of her brother for years. She has all the magic in the world, yet as the male heir it is Dave’s destiny to hold up their island in the sky. Their guardian has done his best to teach Dave but as hard as they work, Dave’s magic refuses to awaken. Rose decides one evening she’d make a much better teacher.
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Here are the facts: (1) your house is super fucking haunted, (2) it’s being haunted by the spirit of your great-great-great granduncle, Ambrose “Bro” Strider, who had one hell of an incestuous affair with his older brother, your great-great-great grandfather, David Marie Strider, and (3) you’ve been regularly supplying energy via orgasms—so many orgasms—to great-great-great granduncle Bro for the last three months, and now he’s super fucking corporeal and you are so, so fucked.
Literally and figuratively.
Or: In which Dave inherits a house (and the ghost of his great-great-great granduncle Ambrose). Shenanigans ensue.
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29 Mar 2026
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He starts to understand that there are some people their society accepts, and there are others that they’d just rather not think about.
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11 May 2025
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Karkat Vantas is 17 years old, a mutantblood troll stuck on an alien planet, and lives in a trailer park with his deadbeat dad and overworked mom in New Jack City. This series is his story along with everyone else's in the trailer park. Contains several scenes of confusing alien mythologies and religions, urban grittiness, questionable morality, crime lords, family secrets, quadrant vacillation, betrayal, xenofetishization, heartbreak, friendship, love, loyalty, joy, hope, and Davekat.
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17 Aug 2024
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You have to squint for a few moments before you can make out the foggy shape of Dave’s aviators.
JOHN: dave?
DAVE: jesus christ egbert you almost gave me a fuckin heart attack
JOHN: why- what are you doing here?He holds a thin black shape up to your face and it takes you a second to realize it’s a smartphone.
DAVE: you havent been online for 79 hours 45 minutes and 13 seconds
DAVE: you broke our streaks bro
DAVE: 974 days down the fuckin drain
DAVE: youre the most chronically online person i know and one day you just dropped off the face of the planet what gives
JOHN: i’m fine. or, i will be in a little bit. you don’t have to baby sit me.Dave shakes his head and places his hands on your shoulders. You melt a little into his touch—it feels like way too fucking long since you’ve had human contact.
DAVE: are you kidding
DAVE: john im not leaving now
DAVE: youre stuck with me for the time beingBookmarked by Dutch
18 Aug 2023
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Day 2 of DerseWeek 2023: Cliches
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08 Aug 2023