DynamicThesaurus
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Jonny wonders, as he climbs through the Aurora on the way to an afternoon of relaxing violence, whether Gunpowder Tim is still angry at him.
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Missing Pieces by DynamicThesaurus for Goosetifur
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album)
22 Jun 2025
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It all begins when the space-pirate crew known as the Mechanisms catch sight of a distant explosion.
From there, things only get worse for one Lyfrassir Edda.A story told in fragments, set over the span of eight decades.
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Greeting the Menace (Or, Jonny Meets His Match) by DynamicThesaurus
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
17 Apr 2025
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While killing time planetside, Jonny encounters a strange beast.
When he retells this tale to the rest of the Mechanisms he'll be sure to say he won.
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Fizzarolli asks Ozzie to demonstrate his powers in a safe, controlled setting. It becomes an exercise in facing his fears and separating the present from memory.
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The sun sets, the night begins, and Folykl cannot move.
An old draft from 2020 which I decided to clean up and post. A bit angstier than my usual work, but I felt it was worth archiving here.
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Omeluum and Blurg, over the years. Friends, research partners, life partners.
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All workplaces have their issues and colourful coworkers. Here is a collection of some such forms from the Magnus Institute's HR records.
The Magnus Institute
VIGILO•OPPERIOR•AUDIOHR Form - 18.23F
Formal Grievance Submission
Please submit this form to your line manager. If your line manager is the subject of your grievance please subMit the form directly to the HR department or the head of the Magnus Institute.Series
- Part 3 of JonMartin Week 2026
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10 Apr 2026
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Welcome to Beholding Tea And Coffee!! by Sillygoofyqueer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Apr 2026
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Jon!!! <3 (The boss):
You: Hey Jon! Just wanted to let you know I put your tea in your office!! <3
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The Full-Timers (Without Jon because he's scary):
You: GUYS GUYS GUYS I MESSED UP
Mocha Goddess: What? What did u do?
The Hot Barista: MARTIN DID U KILL SONEPNE I NEIED TOKNWOE NOW IVE GOT A BT
Mocha Goddess: YOURE NOT SUPPOSD TO TELL HIM
You: WHAT?! No, I haven't killed anyone!
You: I sent Jon a '<3'The Hot Barista: oh
The Hot Barista: ok(My obligatory coffee shop chatfic AU for jmart week 2026, Day 9: Free//AU Day)
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10 Apr 2026
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- Part 4 of self indulgent mechs oneshots
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26 Mar 2026
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Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace by Prim_the_Amazing for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Nov 2020
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“Oh, no,” Sasha says, in a horrified, delighted sort of way.
“Okay, now I’ve gotta see this,” Tim says, getting up as well.
Martin gets close enough to see the title printed out on the cover in big, blocky text. Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace.
Tim lets out a bark of laughter as soon as he comes close enough to see it. Jon is holding the book like it’s a piece of garbage he’d very much like to drop into the bin before going to wash his hands, touching it as little as possible.
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The Archives crew stumble across a Leitner.
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22 Mar 2026
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Carmilla fosters an angry primary schooler. Things spiral from there.
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