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Hear that whine!? That's your CRT asking for a walk!!
An amused huff escapes as you just knew that would come up again. Honestly, it doesn’t come as a surprise anymore. Though this time, you came prepared with a little surprise - just for him.
Porn no plot - can read standalone. This man is very pathetic.
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- Part 4 of Lonely Star
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Tenna does not treat his staff very well.
He can also be quite... overbearing, at times.
Unfortunately, both of these facts come to a head when neither of you have the patience to deal with the other.
I'm sure it'll be fine!Series
- Part 3 of Lonely Star
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You are invited to an open mansion event by Queen.
You spend most of the night drunk in a bathroom with Queen and Elnina, talking about absolute shite.
Tenna gets the separation anxiety of a newborn puppy as he can’t find you.Series
- Part 2 of Lonely Star
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The last thing you see before the darkness pulls you in is a brief flicker of static from the old TV. Its dim glow provides the last shred of light before everything around you is snuffed out.
Something inside it was eager to be re-discovered, after being hidden away for so long.Series
- Part 1 of Lonely Star
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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19 Jan 2026
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I Would Bring You the Stars and the Moon by GutterWitch
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Mar 2025
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“Houston, do you copy?”
Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…
“Hellooo? I said Houston, do you copy?”
Caitlyn fiddled with her headset, having finally found the green button on the side and hastily letting out a rather breathless reply. “Um, yes. Hello? This is Houston. I copy.”
There was a long pause in which Caitlyn sat twiddling her thumbs, anxiety pushing the frantic pulse of her heartbeat through her eardrums. Was that wrong? Did she already fuck up? She took a steady deep breath, finger hovering over the talk button until the familiar voice of the astronaut came through her headset once more.
“Damn, Houston. I didn’t expect you to sound so sexy.”
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Caitlyn has been assigned as the personal capcom to one of the astronauts currently on a year long expedition at the international space station. Cue long months of pining and desperate longing.
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13 Jan 2026
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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He clears his throat.
His name was Ant Tenna, and today he would be performing-
Oh who was he kidding? He didn’t need to slate right now. He had never stopped performing, so thinking as if he were beginning was nonsense. He looks at Queen, hesitating.
A beat.
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Tenna has a bad couple of days. Luckily, his friends are there to help pick him back up! -
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an anxious, artificial mess of a tv-headed gameshow host with deep-rooted attachment issues, an insatiable thirst for attention, and bpd meets a narcissist salesman with a sharp, brutal tongue, mysterious secrets, and a determination to grow bigger, bigger, bigger--what could possibly go wrong?
a timeline of the messy, pre-canon spamtenna story that will only end in tragedy.
work title and chapter titles all from the smiths songs/lyrics
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- Part 1 of spamtenna smiths-verse
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