Faceworthy
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Having been hit by a truck or something, the renamed Aiyu Teien lives on in the Narutoverse.
Aiyu - who entered the world at two years old the when the Kyuubi was attacking the Village, knows 2 things:
1. She is the Jinchuuriki no Kyuubi, but due to the timely intervention of the Sage himself, she does not have a Seal and
Kurama is able to take over her body at will. He uses this ability to eat barbecue, nap and smoke cigarettes.2. She's probably going to have to do something about Akatsuki. Don't quote her on that though.
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- Part 2 of All Smoke and No Heat
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She'd change her name but Kishimoto Mifuyu would do anything for a bit. by Faceworthy
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Dec 2021
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Kishimoto Mifuyu didn't get to choose her name, but she finds it privately funny. Armed with knowledge of the future she doesn't intend to use for a cunning plan, she decides instead to fix up the educational system of Konoha, one genin team at a time.
And team no. 3 was Team Seven.And good thing too, because she'll need something to do with all this free time, what with Danzo and the... the Aloe Vera Plant Akatsuki guy? What was his/their name again? Anyway, they're dead and Orochimaru is less of a problem than one might imagine.
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- Part 1 of All Smoke and No Heat
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Holly McDougall is a muggleborn witch attending Hogwarts ust in time for WWI to strike off. She makes friends with Severus, another studious student with bullying problems and then goes on to not be a twit about some stuff.
I try to make every one not a one dimensional douche in this but I have some strong feelings about Nazis... even the magical/fictional ones.
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Okay... this is something I wrote when I was around 12-14. I have no excuses but I hope this will temper the Court's judgement.
I was a child. I had only JUST figured out paragraphs.
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- Part 1 of Old Works from Olde Bookes
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Notebook Scraps and Other Wonders of the Mind - mk.1 by Faceworthy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Naruto, Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types, Harry Potter - Fandom, Doctor Strange (2016), Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Original Work
02 May 2020
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I filled a WHOLE notebook with random, incomplete nonsense stories and have opted to write them out here as a thing.
Some of them are less than 20 words. Therefore chapters may well be less than 20 words.
Short = less than 150 words
Med. = between 150 and 500 words
Long = more than 500 words
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Just the Naruto Fics.
No stories (all TWO of them) are linked.
- Words:
- 9,406
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- Bookmarks:
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- Words:
- 16,801
- Works:
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Recent bookmarks
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If I Shoot You There, I Promise That It'll Hurt by BreakTheDawn
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
12 Dec 2018
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“So you’re saying that you could lay me flat, then?” Gladio challenges, maybe a little mean. But Prompto’s talking a lot, and Gladio has yet to see anything on this entire trip that backs up the kid’s words. Prompto huffs.
“Now you’ve went and done it,” Noctis mutters, somehow sounding sleepy and delighted all at the same time.
“When you swing your sword overhead,” Gladio’s never heard such a deadpan tone out of Prompto before, “you arch your back a little to get the right leverage, you keep your elbows in close just in case you have to guard your torso at the last second, and you step forward with your right foot.
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Noctis chose Prompto to be his Crownsguard for a reason people.
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There were a lot of ways to discover your soulmate in this world. Some people got matching marks. Others shared pain, memories, and dreams. You? You got the internal monologue.
And he is deranged.
Different chapters are different characters!
A series of stories about dealing with the soul bond and your other half.
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- Part 1 of Cosmic Entanglements
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 705,397
- Chapters:
- 50/?
- Comments:
- 1,727
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- 2,722
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Bookmarked by Faceworthy
27 Oct 2025
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50 // 50 (?)
21.5 Stories Total
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Five Times Childe Fell in Love With Lumine (and the One Time Lumine Fell in Love With Childe) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Oct 2025
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Five times Childe fell harder than he meant to (including a "friendly" spar turned public spectacle, a trapdoor disaster, a frostbitten near-snuggle, a babysitting gig with orphans and flower crowns, and one too-quiet wound she didn’t want to talk about). And one time Lumine fell too—and didn’t bother catching herself.
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- Part 9 of Chilumi / LumiChi Oneshots
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The Five Times Someone Noticed Childe Was in Love With Lumine (And the One Time She Did). by dubonpied
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Oct 2025
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Despite its arid hills, snow-kissed lakes and glacial winds, some individuals would still describe Nod Krai as a land of warmth. Only this warmth is found within the hearts of its people, in the love shared between them. It is ever present in their lives, keeping them safe from the otherwise deadly and isolating cold.
Even when this love is more akin to a dance between two souls where neither dare to touch the other lest they scald themselves. Or so Lumine’s friends would say after watching the way the youngest of the Harbingers’ trails after her in quiet awe. Someday, perhaps she’ll be convinced to turn around.
Or the five times someone noticed Childe was in love with Lumine (and the one time she did).
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Hostage situations and other romantic activities by Roxpox
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
01 Jan 2026
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Damian Wayne is single by choice no matter what idiots may say. But even though he certainly doesn't need to prove himself to anyone, getting himself a fake romantic partner is obviously the best way to shut said idiots up.
Meanwhile, Danny isn't too sure how he got here, but he is determined to be the best fake boyfriend there ever was.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,685
- Chapters:
- 38/50
- Comments:
- 2,026
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- 8,636
- Bookmarks:
- 2,388
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- 153,800
Bookmarked by Faceworthy
09 Aug 2025
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34 // 34 (37)
34: December 2025
22: June 2025