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Art of flambae holding waterboys face basically.
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Herm wrapped up under the Christmas tree
Smut art of waterboy
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Flambae, Waterboy, and Robert are getting to know each other on a deeper level. Quite deep, actually.
Freaky-ish drawings of gay dudes
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An amalgamation of Jaskier and Geralt doodles
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Geralt and Jaskier like to spend an awful lot of time together 🤔
A collection of gay Witcher arts. It's porn, yes.
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Robert breaks his arms. Herman’s here to help.
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15 Jan 2026
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A shrinking ray striking his mech suit leaves Herman’s boyfriend Robert Robertson five inches tall. Bored at home with nothing to do, he begs Herman to take him to work with him, but Herman’s superhero costume has no pockets. Luckily, they figure something out. . .
Later, while they are both recovering from a call, Flambae makes a move on Herman. Their relationship may be open, but Robert isn't going to take his boyfriend being flirted with in front of him (even if it's without the other party knowing he's there) lying down. . .
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14 Jan 2026
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Don't treat me like I have rabies, I only wanna have your babies. by Freakyfreakster
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 Jan 2026
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Robert runs a hand over his face; is he seriously staying late to clean the office? He knows he isn’t the janitor anymore, right? Robert thinks about how Herman had recently lamented his feeling of uselessness, that cleaning the office was the only thing that made him feel truly helpful, and despite Robert’s reassurance that the Z-team would be nothing without him, the boy had insisted on cleaning the office between missions. This was different though, his shift ended hours ago, he shouldn’t be staying this late just to do someone else's job. Remorse runs through Robert as he clicks the alert, he’ll figure out where in the office Herm is, make him clock out, and walk him home with a stern conversation about the importance of putting himself first. His mouse hovers over Waterboy’s bodycam, attempting to view his area.
The view Robert is met with however, makes him pause.
Robert accidentally sees Waterboy during a private moment when he forgets to clock out. He decides to find the boy, helping him live out his perverted Mecha Man related fantasies.
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14 Jan 2026
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"Just one hint," Malevola pleaded. Prism leaned against her chair, eyeing Robert expectantly.
Robert stared at them briefly, deliberating over his response. He settled on honesty. They wouldn't believe him, and they wouldn't be able to link it to his identity as Mecha Man anyway.
"Sure. I can't die."
Prism sighed in frustration. "Oh come on! Don't be like that."
_______________________________________Robert Robertson III was eight when he realized he had a super power. It was also the first time he died.
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13 Jan 2026
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Herman's powers make him pee often. The bathrooms are usually empty after work. Usually.
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13 Jan 2026