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It hits him, then, like anaphylaxis is contagious: his chest feels tight, his breath frozen. He’s mad at Jack for getting so exposed. He’s mad at the patient for bringing in the allergen in the first place. He’s terrified, seeing Jack sweat, hearing Javadi read “90 over 70,” and even as Jack’s breathing begins to slow, and even as his systolic starts climbing, Robby is scared stiff.
Jack mumbles something around the mouthpiece of the nebulizer.
“No,” Robby snaps. “Shut up and breathe.”
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The Real Thing by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Dec 2025
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“What?” Wade shrugs, excessively. “What is that?”
Logan shrugs again. “Whatever.”
“Whatever? I suggest some cliche, fake relationship trope bullshit and you say Whatever?”
“Whatever,” he repeats, a little dangerously. “I said what I said.”
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Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
30 Aug 2025
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Maybe it’s wrong, thinking of a real person he almost kind of knows while he’s reaching beneath the hem of his satin panties and he’s cranking one out in front of a chat room full of strangers.
Wade doesn’t care. Claws1973 is handling the troublemakers like he always does, and Wade is pretending Hot Neighbor Dad is watching him while Wade writhes over the comforter and thinks of that stupid, tufted hair.
He gasps. “Don’t forget to come back tomorrow,” he pants. “Same Pool time, same Pool channel.”
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Wheel, Snipe, Celly by FinelyDressedSpacemen for BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
19 May 2025
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Wade joined the local beer league team for something to do. He never expected to fall in love, and definitely not with the best defenseman in Halifax Wolverine history.
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The Best of Both Worlds by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
08 May 2025
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They hadn’t found it yet: the big, hidden difference between their worlds.
Welp.
“I’ve got a pussy, just like you,” says Logan. “You’re making me regret this conversation.”
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The Best Part of Waking Up by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Dec 2024
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Wade reaches out to take Logan’s rucksack. Logan feels like a dick about it, but he hands it over. Wade’s eyes meet his, bright, but tired. “I missed you, Peanut.” He hikes the bag up higher on his shoulder. “Waited up all night for you.” Something in Logan’s chest shudders.
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Heat of the Moment by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
15 Dec 2024
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“My universe is different than yours,” Logan whispered. “Your biology’s a little different too. Think I’m just having a reaction to whatever that powder was. We didn’t have Interdites where I’m from.”
“What, like you’re allergic?”
“Sure,” Logan agreed. He closed his eyes and tried to breathe. He could feel the first stirrings inside of him, the first whispers of the need that would overwhelm him within days.
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After a mission gone awry, Logan goes into his first heat in twenty years.
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“Um… just one more thing,” says Wade, a little nervously.
Logan glances up under his lashes. “What?”
Wade freezes, lips pursed like the words are fighting to get out. He toys with the buttons on Logan’s flannel. “I think you should talk to Vanessa and I think we should invite her to Thanksgiving,” he rushes out.
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- Part 3 of Hot Yoga
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Normal About Him by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Nov 2024
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When he sees Wade slump against the door, damp with someone else’s blood, eyes shut with the anguish of seeing the dark side of the nature of man, he can’t be normal about it.
“Let me help,” he says, and the soft tone is practically foreign to his own ears.
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Logan should really say “I love you” already, Laura’s entirely over it, and Peter just wants to do some downward facing dog in peace.
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- Part 2 of Hot Yoga
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Bound By All The Rest by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
13 Oct 2024
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“There’s an obvious direction this is going,” Wade says about two weeks in. “Lazy writing, really.”
“Oh yeah?” Logan asks. He’s focused on the show in front him like Alias isn’t almost as old as he is. His arm is draped over the back of the couch, fingers casually resting on the back of Wade’s neck.
Wade leans into it. “We’re gonna fuck each other like bunnies on aphrodisiacs at a James Brown concert,” Wade announces.
Logan tenses beside him. “No, we’re not,” he says, firmly.
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Shringara Rasa by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
22 Sep 2024
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“Guns and gin,” Wade observes. “Yoga is not what I expected.”
(Or: Peter drags Wade to Yoga, against his better judgment, and the teacher is the hottest, angriest, softest war vet Wade has ever met)
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- Part 1 of Hot Yoga
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The Power of Love by FinelyDressedSpacemen for mikaminato
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
06 Sep 2024
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“If I had gone with you, none of it would have happened. You were so afraid. I could smell it on you. And I’ve been sitting here, staring at this paper with our names on it, and I’ve been thinking of what I had to do to get you back.”
Sequel to “The Bucket List” by mikaminato
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Bet Your Bottom Dollar by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
25 Aug 2024
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“Something on your mind?” Logan asked, blandly. He glanced up under his lashes.
“You kissed me,” Wade said, sharp, like an accusation.
“Sure enough,” Logan agreed.
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Love You All Over by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
17 Aug 2024
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The bad guys have love spells now, apparently. Logan gets nailed. Wade tries not to.
With great power over your sexiest friend comes great emotional responsibility.
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The Kind That Makes Me Feel Old by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
06 Aug 2024
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Wade’s having girl trouble. Logan’s having Wade trouble.
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I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this. by FinelyDressedSpacemen for seles
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
28 Dec 2023
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Baby, it’s cold outside.
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“Look at it this way,” Eames says. He takes a swig of his beer. “You’ve got your entire life ahead of you.”
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All I Want To Do Is Grow Old With You by FinelyDressedSpacemen for Mister-eames
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
31 Dec 2022
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Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a songinspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is...
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Ariadne has to design a romance novel cover for a school project. Eames is happy to help. Arthur, not so much.