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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    Mugman has dealt with a lot.

    With a brother like Cuphead combined with the fact that he worked at the Devil's Casino of all places as a waiter meant that he had to deal with the ridiculous shenanigans, his coworkers brought along. And he had gotten many phone calls from the police regarding those shenanigans since they were often illegal.

    He got the most phone calls after King Dice.

    So he wasn't exactly surprised when his phone rang to reveal his brother's contact number when he finished his shift and was in the middle of sweeping up the floor.

    "Mugman, hurry up and get to the bank, quick!"

    What?
    (aka: Mugman becomes an escape driver, and terrifies everyone with his driving skills)

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    20 Jan 2026

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    It's been over five years since Voldemort's defeat when Harry Potter gets pushed through a portal and falls into the Great Hall of Hogwarts. This wouldn't be a problem, exactly, except it's his parents' Hogwarts instead of his own. Thankfully, Hermione and Ron aren't about to let him face this newest form of trouble by himself. Even more fortunately, Hermione says they're in a different dimension entirely.

    Harry has a castle full of living ghosts, his best friends by his side, and three to six months to make just a few changes. Starting with a snake.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

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    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Edward had been roaming that earth for a thousand years. He had been through persecutions, crusades, he watched the rise of magic and the fall of empires, and yet the greatest challenge he faced was reuniting with his family and finding a way back home. After six hundred years of hunting down his student Nicolas Flamel for the stolen half of the philospher's stone, he finds it at Hogwarts in the hands of a wizard he would rather forget. However, instead of returning the stone to him, Dumbledore has other plans for the ancient hero. In a battle against his own past and the unknown future, Edward struggles to find a way to get him and the 50 million other Amestrian souls back home.

    IN OTHER WORDS: The Promised day didn't go as planned and Edward found himself in the 992AD wizarding world immortalized by the philosophers stone. After being betrayed by Flamel and tricked by Dumbledore, he gets trapped at Hogwarts in 1992. All he wants to do is go home, but the future works in mysterious ways.
    HP book 2/Brotherhood. Please Review.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    They had spent hours and hours drilling and preparing the servers upon the importance of everything being perfect for the new fire lord. This was fine. Jin was good at her job. She could handle one fire lord.
    Expect that wasn't the fire lord. That was FUCKING LEE!

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    31 Dec 2025