FishboneHairpin
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Ivy’s hand was surprisingly steady as it rummaged through her bag, fingers grasping around something smooth and hard. Music blared somewhere out in the theater, Karen’s voice filling every inch of the building like some grand powerful wind.
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What if back in Boston, Ivy went through with it? (Season one, episode fifteen.)
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‘Till Death. by FishboneHairpin
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
19 Jan 2026
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Over the years, Ernest has seen many things.
Ernest’s first look at Madeline Ashton was from his friend, dragging him to the local theater in downtown New York to watch the latest movie—Thrust!—a new drama about a female blonde bandit known for swindling men out of their fortunes and running away on horseback, another box office drama that didn't do so well amongst reviewers but he himself found it quite entertaining.
Helen Sharp was his first date in months, long shifts kept him occupied and offered little to no free time for leisurely activities. She was kind, witty, and the type of nerdy girl beauty that made his heart skip.
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Years of Madeline and Helen’s tolls on Ernest from when he met them till his dying breath.
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An innocent pair (my fingers in your hair.) by FishboneHairpin
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
11 Jan 2026
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Years went by, domestication suited them. Madeline’s time amongst the living dwindled but she made the best of it, movie offers, premieres, even some tabloid scandals—she was a star again. Helen however, seemed to like the quiet life. She wrote under various pen names, publishing small collections of poetry amongst novels of all genres. Ernest dabbled back in the medical world, but quickly found out all his time would be wrangling the dynamic duo.
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MadHelEst domesticated!
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Red ribbons and silk. by FishboneHairpin
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
25 Dec 2025
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Helen receives a text with specific instructions on Christmas Eve after work, turns out to be the best thing she could ever ask for.
I am firmly pushing the Top Madeline Aston and Helen “I-have-a-need-for-validation” Sharp.
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I’ll paint your ass, i’ll help you stay alive, forever. by FishboneHairpin
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
27 Nov 2025
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Their eternal afterlife had gone by faster than expected.
Ever since that cursed night—grudges turned to murderous intent, seduction, a fall down expansive marbel stairs, a shotgun to the abdomen, ex-fiancé turned husband thrown off roofs, and an eternal promise to one another.
“I’ll paint your ass if you paint mine.”