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lullaby for a prince by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
03 May 2026
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A wail rips through Prussia’s sleep.
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it was well conceived in theory (but it doesn't work out in real life) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
03 May 2026
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All three realms should exist together in harmony and love... and hereafter the Nordic realms shall have one king, and not several.
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- Part 1 of communist love song
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,023
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 14
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a brief snatch of... by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
20 Apr 2026
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England just wants to play piano. Unfortunately, Free France is always there to keep him company.
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start of the start by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
02 Apr 2026
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"praise the lamb, conduit of power and promised liberator of the one who waits below. Yet, sacrificial beast, take heed, for a crown cannot sit on two brows."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,331
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 23
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Forneus is worried for her god.
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this one means forever by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
23 Mar 2026
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The Great War is drawing to a close, and two people have nobody to cling to but each other.
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pineapples are in my head by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
22 Feb 2026
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BEIC is getting a bit too proud. England has to kick him down a few pegs.
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“Britain, do you regret it?”
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back when the world was made for two by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
12 Jan 2026
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For a long time, Portugal has had a secret.
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under stress, coral will bleach white by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
11 Jan 2026
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Haiti has always hated his eyes.
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do actions actually have consequences (yes, but not when you're making them) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
09 Jan 2026
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Britain needs oil. Iran isn't letting him have his oil.
Thus, a coup is discussed.
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lalalala thats how it goes by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
09 Jan 2026
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Sometimes, Britain wonders what could've happened if something was different.
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some fabric, hate, and rain by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
08 Jan 2026
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sometimes britain thinks that God must be laughing at him.
at the time, it was fine, normal triage.
and then the silence was broken by the crack of a musket. -
the unspoken minds are often the most interesting ones by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies)
05 Jan 2026
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a little peek into what Pandora's creatures might've been thinking throughout the events of Avatar 3 - Fire & Ash
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fooled me once (never twice) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
02 Jan 2026
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Silla would never be betrayed by the Tang Dynasty. They loved each other.
Right?
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his eyes are gold (and so are yours) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
01 Jan 2026
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Muscovy recalls a standoff, centuries ago.
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In the midst of a party, Spain slips underneath a table to celebrate the upcoming new year.
Somehow, he's not alone.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,370
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
- 88
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félicette, play in the stars by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
20 Oct 2025
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in October 18, 1963, a cat was sent to space.
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we're not empires anymore (at least we're still here) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
24 Aug 2025
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in 1956, the Suez Crisis reveals that Britain and France are slipping from world dominance.
At the very least, they still have each other. -
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there's a letter hidden in a book.