FunkyFrogFreak

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    then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    17 Jun 2023

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    A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.

    or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.

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    20 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I literally cried bro, the ending was so sweet. Bittersweet, sure, but damn.

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    And Words Are Futile Devices by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, spideypool - Fandom  

    11 Feb 2019

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    Peter doesn’t think he’s lonely. He’s too busy to be lonely. He’s twenty-two, working on his PhD and holding down a shitty job at the Daily Bugle, not to mention his nightly extra-curricular activities. He’s too busy for friends, and he’s certainly too busy for romantic interests. And yet, shockingly, apparently everyone in his life thinks he needs to stop being an anti-social recluse and get laid.

    So Peter enters the wide, wonderful world of online dating. He doesn’t expect to find his soul mate, or even a friend, and he’s definitely not looking for hook ups. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, really, until one Wade W. Wilson catches his eye and captures his heart with risqué dog pics and a concerning obsession with cannibalistic serial killers.

    This is a love story. A sweet, inevitable journey towards each other. There is humor, and melancholy, and a touch of both gravitas and levity to the weeks that trickle by. But really it’s just an account of the slow, magnetic movement of Peter towards Wade, and Wade towards Peter.

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    18 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fluffiest shit ever oh my god. Wade and Peter fic instead of Spider-Man and Deadpool and I loved every word.

  3. Public Bookmark 1

    Sick To My Stomach by

    Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types

    12 Dec 2025

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    Peter getting stabbed, that's kind of it. These can be read independently!

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)  

    17 Jan 2021

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    18 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy peak. Yet another soulmate fic but I would be lying if I said that I don't love soulmate AUs lol

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    The Adventures of Autistic Spidey and Schizophrenic Wade (Who Fall in Love and Do Other Fun Stuff) by

    Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

    30 May 2018

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    16 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Super cute what the heck?? It's pretty short but wonderful all the same.