General_Jellyfish
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“Are you a policeman?”
The man stopped fiddling with his sleeves, focus narrowing on them like the bird that watches the cat. He leaned forward on his perch, squinting.
“Why?” he asked, slow and suspicious. “Did you call a policeman?”
Emily, borrowing just a bit of her sister’s bravery, said, “No, I called Santa. Did he send you to fix the crack in my wall?”
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Sometimes thinking ahead can be the difference between life and death.
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Harry and Draco have a plan.
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Plans, Snakes and Merlin-damned Potter luck
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Destroy the middle by General_Jellyfish
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU
04 Oct 2023
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He could remember drawing the gang members out of the subway and into the open.
Spider-Man flung himself through the air and they kept–
BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG! BANG!
–shooting. He aborted for cover- no. He’d swung to. . . get someone to safety.
A kid, he thinks.
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BANG BANG BANG!
Alone, desperate, and struggling to survive in a completely new universe, Peter Parker just wants to go home.
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Arthur had been watching Merlin ever since he had first met him. He was watching Merlin just like he watched the entirety of his kingdom to protect and defend. But as fate intertwined their lives closer and closer, Arthur started feeling like watching might just not be enough.
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“Being different is nothing to be scared of.”
Flowers at her feet of every colour, a bundle of forget-me-nots standing out among them. Adorning her neck and the head were thickly braided branches of laurel and leaves, vines reaching out along her arms, twisting and caressing. Wooden arms reached out towards him, beckoning him to come, to accept her offering –
“You’ve already saved me. . . you made me feel loved.”
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one does not simply accidentally travel through time (unless you're harry potter) by General_Jellyfish
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2024
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Raising Your AU Son for Dummies: A Self-Help Starter Kit by acefiend
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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After being hit with the killing curse on that final walk through the Forbidden Forest, Harry awakes to find himself in unfamiliar territory with all too familiar faces. Follow him along to another world where he must learn what it means to live again after being told to die.
This here is a helpful guide for any prospective AU parent. With every AU family, there’s ups, there’s downs, there’s evil megalomaniacs traumatizing your son. Don’t worry! We’re here to help you navigate all these obstacles and more.
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Bookmarked by General_Jellyfish
13 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
So genuinely beautiful. It’s everything I’ve been waiting for when it comes to this trope and I’ve been searching for a while <3
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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A post season 1 reconciliation of Vox and Alastor, linked directly to my pre canon series, Competing Frequencies
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Bookmarked by General_Jellyfish
16 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
First time in a while I’ve finished a “fic” over 150k and not gotten suddenly exhausted before shit got good. Not sure if that’s bc each “chapter” is spilt into a new one shot in the series, the pacing was really good, or both, but either way, had me hooked and not exhausted at all times. Impeccable writing.
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The Definition of Insanity (Results May Vary) by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Feb 2025
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Lucifer had always sworn he'd hang himself before he got married again.
It wasn't exactly that his marriage to Lilith had been bad. There had been ups and downs, good times and bad – and really, the divorce didn't even involve that much paperwork.
When you pretty much were the law, all you needed to do was declare something – and it would be true.
No, the main reason he'd never considered it was because... because it would have meant he'd found a person he could see spending centuries with, who he was willing to open up his heart to and hope they wouldn't end up dropping it, letting it shatter on the tiles.
Seriously – whoever would have thought that he'd – he'd end up falling in love with a sinner?
Again?
(Or; Five times Alastor said no and one time he didn't)
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- Part 1 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment