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    Dana caught him dozing in the rocking chair, Baby Jane Doe still in his arms.

    “36 hours, max,” she said, which is how Robby ended up in an Uber with two bags of baby gear.

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    05 May 2026

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    04 May 2026

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    Jason’s mouth is dry and his blood just starting to clot when he shoots the Joker in the head.

    The Joker’s neck whips back, and before it can right itself, Jason shoots the Joker in the head again.

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    Jason kills the Joker, and everything that comes next.

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    03 May 2026

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    Jason goes to the Manor on Halloween to hang out with Alfred while everyone else is out. In costume.

    The problem is, Bruce isn't out. Bruce is home.

    Jason ends up not hating that as much as he thought he would. Also, Bruce wears a costume to make his son happy.

    It works.

    2018 Batfam Content War, Day 1: Festive

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    02 May 2026

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    “Batman, ETA.” He grunts into the comm, a last-ditch effort at calming himself down. If he can just reassure himself that they’re coming, that they’ll- he’ll- be there this time, maybe he can calm down enough to stall until they get here.

    He doesn’t get an answer before the air suddenly becomes quiet. Too quiet. The gunshots, the yelling, all of it’s stopped, and the only thing Jason can hear right now is his blood rushing loudly in his ears.Fuck.

    A few seconds pass, and then there are slow, heavy footsteps headed right towards him. Clunk… Clunk… Clunk… And ain’t this just so fucking familiar, him, frozen, waiting on Batman to save him from death but knowing, increasingly by the second, that he’s not coming. And that Jason’s going to die alone.

    The footsteps don’t stop, his comm is devastatingly silent.

    Damn. Guess he’ll just have to fight his way out, or die trying.

    Not like it’s anything he hasn’t done before.

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    02 May 2026