Gourmet
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A Beginner's Guide to Caring for Eldritch Entities by Gourmet
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Mar 2024
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"At the end of the day, he was fishing to avoid Mumbo. He still wanted to help. Of course he did! But in the days following their last conversation, every time he thought about getting up from the dock and walking over to check on Mumbo, he was seized with so much blind, unfocused panic, that he usually lost time to it. More than once he’d come to with his fishing rod broken in his hands and the sun in a completely different position than he last remembered seeing it.
Frankly, Grian couldn’t figure out what was happening to himself, much less to Mumbo."
AKA grian being a watcher is apparently the worst kept secret on the server. the best kept secret turns out to be whatever mumbo is.
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Perceived by Gourmet
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Nov 2023
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“I don’t want to hurt you, my heart.”
“Yes, and maybe that’s the problem!” Astarion snaps suddenly, yanking his hands out from under his.
Halsin stares, startled by the outburst, and Astarion frowns, first at him and then at the tree over his shoulder. When he doesn’t elaborate, Halsin carefully breaches the silence instead.
“Do you want me to hurt you?”
AKA astarion doesn't know how to ask for what he wants, but halsin can make an educated guess
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I'm Permanently Black and Blue by Gourmet
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
10 Apr 2023
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"Distantly, he became aware of a pathetic, whining noise coming from somewhere nearby, and it took longer than it should have for Thundercracker to realize it was coming from him. He couldn’t move, he couldn’t see, and he was having a fragging panic attack. Way to go, TC! That would definitely help the situation! "
AKA what do you do when your friendly neighborhood ex-con gets sick and nobody seems capable of fixing it?
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- Part 3 of IDK My BFF Thundercracker?
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"They've developed some sort of function in their dysfunctional little group. Corinthian wouldn't say family, because they're not. Not him or Gadling, at least. The point is that whatever the hell it is they have, it's something. And it's...good, actually."
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"What did you say?" she asks, staring at Jed from across the picnic table.
"Do you think Corinthian would get little Invisalign for his eye-teeth?" Jed eventually says, confirming that Rose had, indeed, heard correctly.
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The Walker Family Guide to the Care and Feeding of Chaos Entities by Gourmet
Fandom The Sandman (TV 2022)
08 Feb 2023
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IDK My BFF Thundercracker? by Gourmet
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
10 Apr 2023
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P.T. Silent Hills - Red Riot and Dynamight’s Charity Livestream by hiuythn
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Apr 2025
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Red Riot ✔ @redriot • 10m
Morning everybody, @GEMGD and I have a surprise for you! Come watch us play P.T. to raise some money for the recent disaster in Hosu. We’ll be matching your donation - maybe even doubling it. Let’s go!
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secret relationship / relationship reveal krbk week - day 5 & 7: social media / proheroes
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Bookmarked by Gourmet
25 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
this is one of the funniest things i’ve read in my fucking LIFE. this is so, so good, just an absolutely fucking GEM
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“Hello? Yes, this is Trent Crimm, The Independent. I’ve got a bit of an emergency and need Coach Lasso’s mobile.” Trent paused, brow furrowing in irritation. “Well, his son is currently standing in my office, in my newspaper building, which is filled with bloodthirsty journos. Could you make an exception for that?"
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Bookmarked by Gourmet
10 Jul 2025
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Bill chokes at the press against Ford’s dick. His eyes flash in the low light, glaring quickly at something Fiddleford can’t see, and Fiddleford’s gut tightens. They both know Ford is watching, but only Bill can see the man’s apparition.
“You’re bold, farm boy, I’ll give you that–” Bill chokes out.
“You’re pathetic.” Fiddleford says flatly as he presses his shoe down. Ford’s whole body shudders, and Bill lets out a whimper.
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billfiddlesford bondage shenanigans
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- Part 4 of billford shenanigans
Bookmarked by Gourmet
05 Oct 2024
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Bill and Ford's relationship in a series of [ETA: horrifying!] sexual encounters.
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- Part 3 of as falls gravity so falls gravity falls
Bookmarked by Gourmet
07 Sep 2024
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Logan withdrew his claws and stabbed them through his throat instead. Unfortunately he missed the vocal chords.
“Not quite the kind of penetration I had in mind…” Wade choked out. “...but figures TPTB are too chickenshit to let us go beyond innuendo and subtext. Bastards.”
He pulled his claws out with a frustrated huff. “Does anything ever make you shut up? Don’t answer that.”
“Kinda stating the obvious here, but I can’t talk if you stick your dick in my mouth.”
Bookmarked by Gourmet
21 Aug 2024