GrumpyAsFuck
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Domino fest prompt: Oh no! The monster attacking Seoul sprayed the professor, Woozi, with slime, and he grows tentacles 🙀 luckily, Pink Ranger Mingyu arrives to help him 😏
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A lonesome vampire has caught Mingyu's eye
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Ryoma owns an alleyway café. One day he sees a timid stranger on the street outside his shop.
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One of these days the crumbs will become the whole bakery by GrumpyAsFuck
Fandoms: Day6 (Band)
07 Dec 2025
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Sungjin wants to have an important conversation. They fuck instead
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"You're serious?" Henry checks again.
"Of course!" Sir Hans crows. "Don't tell me you've never done this before! It's just some…" Capon's hand waves wildly in Henry's periphery. "Brotherly camaraderie. A way to wrap up this wonderful day for the pair of us. I've got Uncle off my back, you've got glory to your name, we've both had a drink—why not… Why not?"
Drunken musings and observations of a man sharing a whore with his lord and friend. Ye olde PWP, set in KCD1 following Capon's Champion quest as the excuse.
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28 Feb 2026
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“Tell me what you need,” Hans says again.
Henry is quiet for a few moments. Outside, someone walks through the courtyard carrying a bucket of water that splashes out onto the dirt floor. Once the person passes, Henry says in a whisper, “Could you press it? With your hand. My back, I mean. My lower back.”
Hans finds himself needed, and makes himself useful, one night at Trosky. A story inspired by the Bad Back negative perk.
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- Part 16 of altar
- Part 2 of any small thing
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28 Feb 2026
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taking the bull by the horns by skypied
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
26 Feb 2026
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“You ready?” Hans asks. Draped languidly over Henry’s sweaty back, he plants a soft kiss into his willing neck. Henry’s been fingered open, moaned and writhed on his fingers, and now Hans is aching to bury inside the same heat.
“‘S ready as I can be, I s’ppose.” Henry’s face turns to meet his eyes. “Don’ really think a man is ever ready for having a cock up his arse.”
Henry and Hans finally dare take the plunge. That's it, that's the plot, I mean, porn. Filth.
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27 Feb 2026
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Show me yours and I’ll show you mine by BetweenWaves
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
31 Jul 2025
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Hans felt like shit. The mission failed, his boots were wet and worst of all, sticking right out of his arse cheek, was half a bloody arrow.
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26 Feb 2026
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After the battle of Pribyslavitz, Hans tends to his page.
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26 Feb 2026