HansBlanke
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In the Country of the Blind the One-Eyed Man is King.
— H. G. Wells***
This is a years old WIP (would have been in elementary school if it was a child) that I still haven't finished writing, let alone editing. So I'll start posting this, a chapter per week, with the hopes of bullying myself into actually finishing it as it goes. Good luck me.
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“I wish you could fuck me.”
introducing Sergeant Hayes to a strap-on.
[unrelated to the other works in the trans!malcolm series]
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- Part 3 of Trans!Malcolm
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- English
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- 4,068
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- 1/1
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To the End of the World by HansBlanke for ihatecoconut, DeadheadDaisy (SGC247)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
11 Jan 2026
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"There were these two ol’ guys ranched up together..."
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- Part 11 of liebe ist für alle da
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“Clean dashes and drunken zigzags, phaser burns and dagger bites. Scars were there, for sure, and numerous, but their effect was the opposite of ruining the view.”
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- Part 10 of liebe ist für alle da
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Unquenched by HansBlanke for ihatecoconut, DeadheadDaisy (SGC247)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
03 Jan 2026
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He's allowed to look; asking for more would be greedy.
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Mirror Mania by DeadheadDaisy (SGC247), HansBlanke, SGC247
Fandom: Star Trek: Enterprise
29 Nov 2025
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A collection of Mirror fics to keep them in one place; no timeline for now.
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bobe mayses by HansBlanke
Fandom: Star Trek: Enterprise, The Godfather (1972 1974 1990), The Godfather - Mario Puzo, The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008)
23 Sep 2025
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vaguely Jewish stuff of mine, explicitly Jewish stuff of mine, implicitly Jewish stuff of mine, you get it
the works are not connected though- Words:
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Where you're concerned (My heart can learn) by ihatecoconut for HansBlanke
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
01 Jan 2026
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“If you can find a condom next time,” Malcolm murmurs against his jaw, “you can fuck me.”
His entire body jerks – not exactly upward, but just as if the sentence, the idea, might be enough to undo him.
“Next time?” he rasps, barely holding on.
Malcolm bites his way down Hayes’s throat, slow, claiming, cruelly gentle where it counts.
“Oh, there’s going to be a next time,”
The next time.
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- Part 2 of Trans!Malcolm
Bookmarked by HansBlanke
04 Jan 2026
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Eddie slips up (literally & figuratively) and Venom's hunger will be satiated, one way or another.
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Bookmarked by HansBlanke
29 Dec 2025
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It’s not actually that unexpected when the two of them shift, mid-fight, from punching to kissing.
Hayes himself has been hard since Malcolm threw the first punch; a reaction he can’t find in himself to be embarrassed by. This has really been where all their arguments, where all that tension, had been headed.
So when he’s finally dragged in – when he drags Malcolm in as well – their mouths crashing together, all fever-hot fury, he instinctively presses their hips together. For friction, sure, but also for the small part of him that wants proof he hasn’t been imagining the want simmering between them.
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- Part 1 of Trans!Malcolm
Bookmarked by HansBlanke
26 Dec 2025
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Malcolm's peanut butter pancakes cause Trip to think about a love he tries to forget. (10/05/2003)
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- 1,279
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Bookmarked by HansBlanke
12 Dec 2025
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Святочное гадание by Michean
Fandoms: Historical RPF, Иван Грозный | Ivan The Terrible (1944), Царь Иван Грозный | Tsar Ivan Grozny | Tsar Ivan the Terrible (1991), Князь Серебряный - А. К. Толстой | Prince Serebrenni - A. K. Tolstoy
07 Feb 2022
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Юного Фёдора Басманова уговорили поворожить в Святки…
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- Part 4 of Лебедь чёрная
Bookmarked by HansBlanke
10 Dec 2025