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This Isn’t Rage, It’s Too Specific by gentlyloved
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 May 2026
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This wasn't the Tommy he knew. His little brother was annoying, loud, and so warm.
He'd light up the room with a stupid joke in seconds, even making himself laugh sometimes as well.
This boy curled up on the ground in front of him? He was so different. So broken.
(Or, in which Tommy runs to Technoblade's house during exile.)
(Or, or, Bedrock bros (+Phil and Ghostbur) hurt/comfort exile fic cause yk.. those are what’s up)Bookmarked by Harpiest
25 Apr 2026
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
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25 Apr 2026
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It’s so easy to kill humans.
Techno would know, since he does it for a living.
It’s very easy to kill them, scare them, chase them, crush their brittle little bones when his rot overtakes their bodies. That doesn’t mean it’s any less annoying when one starts messing with his hunting grounds.
Technoblade huffed through his snout and lumbered through the woods in the direction where he felt another human trash. He didn’t have a lot of time, so he intended for this one to be a quick snack for fungi and his brothers. It would be easy.
His steps rattled the earth, he wasn’t trying to be stealthy this time. It didn’t apparently matter because the human was completely oblivious to anything happening around him.
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25 Apr 2026
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Praise be upon the Lamb by ErissTheMean
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
30 Aug 2025
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Wilbur is the last of his kind.
That’s what they all tell him, when they lead him tied up to the sacrificial altar. That’s what they all believe- and Wilbur, he believes that too.
His parents disappeared so long ago, he can’t even recall their faces. He thinks he had siblings and cousins and the whole shebang but now? Now Wilbur was the last of his kind. All the others were hunted down to extinction, not even for their wool or meat, though Wilbur knows that some perished this way.
No. Sheep and sheep hybrids were executed merely because of prophecy and the Bishop's decree. All of them.
Wilbur nearly escaped. He was doing so good. He and Tommy lived in a real backwater style village that barely deserved to be called a village, he was kind and charming and a real hard worker and it was still not enough. Cultists came and razed the village to the ground, they captured everyone and brought them to the Bishop's.
Wilbur is the last of his kind. And soon, Wilbur will be no more.
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25 Apr 2026
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Drowning Breath (Enjoy the Game) by ErissTheMean for HollowBanana, Toovski, ElbowAnarchy
Fandoms: Dream SMP
26 Feb 2026
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[Welcome to SONG OF THE SPILLED ICHOR! The system wishes you the best game!]
Wilbur Soot died and in his last moments, was given a rare chance of redeeming New Beginnings- a boon, he doesn't understand. Thanks to that, his death is not the end stop but the new beginning in a new world! A world where he can use a strange System...?
What is a Player?!
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25 Apr 2026