Himbo_Simp



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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    “It’s—
    It’s fine.
    I just sometimes…
    Purr.”

    “You what?”
    The words escape Wolfwood’s mouth before he can stop them
    Even though what Vash said makes perfect sense
    And no sense at all

    Vash isn’t human
    Wolfwood knows this
    He was there for the Fifth Moon incident
    He’s seen Knives
    Felt what these creatures could do to humans
    He knows that they’re a threat
    And that one day
    One of them might end the world
    Obliterating what little is left of humanity

    But
    Purring?
    Like a cat?

    Aka five times that Vash purrs from pain, plus one time he purrs for the opposite reason.

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    22 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Hello once again, my friends!! I couldn't get these guys outta my head so here's more of these losers. I have three chapters planned out, but anything more for this AU will go here since I wanted to keep "Kill Me With A Smile" short and sweet.

    For the first chapter, Wolfwood meets the parents! He goes over early to surprise Vash (who has a surprise as well (。•̀ᴗ-)✧) I may have upset some readers last time about them missing their reservation so this is my personal assurance that they make it to the restaurant on time!! I hope you enjoy and keep a lookout for the updates ♡

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    22 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    The Flower Shop/Tattoo Parlor AU no one asked for but by God, I'm writing anyway. Everyone making Wolfwood the tattoo artist is valid but trust me, that man works retail (source: I work in a nursery). Vash and Wolfwood are extremely Stampede-coded in this but Milly's there, too. Nai is overprotective of his brother and an asshole. The first chapter is a few snippets of them getting to know each other, and then Wolfwood getting his first tattoo. I'll update the tags to reflect upcoming chapters as they're published. ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ

    (Also: huge thank you to my kind friend who translated some Spanish for me! There's only a little, and I'll include the translation at the end, but I couldn't resist and I wanted it to be as accurate as possible)

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    21 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    “You’re an idiot,” Wolfwood says, and Vash laughs a little, despite the fact that he’s clearly in pain. He’s just well versed enough in “Wolfwood speak” to know that when Wolfwood says he’s an idiot, he means it fondly. “Why did you do that?”

    “Because it would have hurt you,” Vash says simply, like it was just a fact of life, that Vash would do whatever it took to keep Wolfwood safe, even if it meant hurting himself.

     

    or, five times Wolfwood is fond of Vash (and one time when it’s the other way around)

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    14 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Watching Vash watch the sunset, thinking everything over, Nicholas realizes several things.

    One, Vash is one of the crown princes of Noman’s Land.

    Two, Vash is his best friend.

    Three, he’s going to make an incredible king.

    And four, most importantly - and something he already knew – something he’s long known– he’s in love with Vash.

    And that’s a problem, since this isn’t a fairy tale. Not for real. And princes don’t marry their retainers. Princes don’t marry orphan kids. Princes don’t fall in love with orphans, he reminds himself.

    Nicholas sighs softly, quiet enough so Vash doesn’t hear, and lights another cigarette.

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    22 Apr 2026