Howdareyoudothistome
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Striker figures the best way to keep Blitzø distracted is with his dick.
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Part 2 of my sworn dedication to making these two fuck. The only difference between this and Save A Horse is that I gotta a beta reader this time. Everyone say Thank You Silver
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Holiday Sinn by Howdareyoudothistome, SilverServerError for Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Dec 2025
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Join Blitz and Fizz as, over the course of a year, they spend the holidays together for the first time since the fire.
But this year, for the first time in a long time, even if only for a few hours, he’d be marking the day at home, with his last bit of Greed family.
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The sight of his bird full of his egg was becoming such a distraction, that Millie had begun keeping a dart gun at her desk to pop him in the head every time he started drooling and/or maiming clients.
Secret Santa gift for the wonderful Dedlit! Merry Sinsmas 🫶
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That's what he said. What he meant was “Have you? Have you ever thought about what you're missing? What I can't give you? Do you wish that you could change me?”
The downside about not saying what you mean is that the other person can't hear you.
Or, the one where Stolas has a gender crisis and it's kiiiinda Blitzø's fault.
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Pancakes by Howdareyoudothistome for SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Oct 2025
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“Marry me.”
Blitzø scoffed, poking at the pancake in the pan. “Good luck getting Ozzie's buy in on that one.”
Fizz scoffed louder, using his fork to cut into the stack on his plate. “I would leave Ozzie in a heartbeat if I could keep you as my pancake bitch.”
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Morningstar University by Howdareyoudothistome
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Jan 2025
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A Stolitz centred University/college AU. Bonus Fizzarozzie and a teeny bit of HuskerDust.
Can be summed up with the idiots in love tag. Predominantly fluff and slice of life, with some hurt/comfort for spice. There is smut, but it's avoidable.
Marked as complete as everything is currently up to date, but I don't promise it's actually finished. I've got plenty of storylines to pick up.
Morningstar University Timeline-
Passing Grade chpt 1
PG chpt 2
PG chpt 3
Extracurriculars
PG chpt 4
Love you down to the bone
Pretty things
PG chpt 5 + Stress ReliefBonus work-
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your love is my drug by pipsqueakparker for yamastard
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jan 2026
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Stolas learns of Blitzø's old party days and admits he’s never really had that kind of “phase” — the most fucked up he ever got was drinking himself numb, and it was never a particularly great experience. So Blitzø plans a four stop tour through all the essential party drugs, intending to give Stolas the best experience he can.
Written for Egg-plosion 2025
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Bookmarked by Howdareyoudothistome
09 Jan 2026
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In Memoriam by Lost_Romantic for DancnDiva83
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Jan 2026
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This is a compilation of Stolitz story concepts that members of the Helluva Boss fandom and greater Hellaverse community are free to adopt and make their own, courtesy of the recently departed, DancnDiva83 (Adrienne Williams).
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28 Dec 2025
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Fizz and Blitz, once more, perform under the Big Top.
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- Part 5 of Bottom Blitz Week 2024
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28 Oct 2025
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Stolas is discovered hiding on Captain Blitzø's ship and things sure do happen.
Or: pirate smut inspired by the summer merch
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- Part 8 of smut oneshots
Bookmarked by Howdareyoudothistome
25 Aug 2025
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You Lay Upon My Pillow and You Open Like a Flower by kh0sh3kh
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
03 Jul 2025
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Blitzø doesn't realize that he's been unconsciously performing bird courtship rituals. Stolas is too horny to function.
Bookmarked by Howdareyoudothistome
06 May 2025