Hunpercentmyst
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“What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.
Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”
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Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…
“What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”
“Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.
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Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.
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- Part 1 of So you married a monster
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15 Aug 2025
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Green Light 绿光 by The_peregrine_falcon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Jun 2021
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Wei Wuxian wrenched open his eyes, expecting to take in some sort of room. Instead, all that met his gaze was darkness. He froze for a second, then blinked, but nothing happened. There was nothing before him.
Was he really going to be brought back to life only to be blind?
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Or, what happens if Mo Xuanyu was born blind? What would change? And what would remain the same?
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22 Jul 2025
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paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.
He comes close, though.
By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.
What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.
“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”
Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
(Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)- Language:
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30 Apr 2025
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A Flower in Bloom (or Wei Wuxian Crashes a Party) by UmbrellaMartialGod
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
24 Mar 2019
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If everyone really thought that Wei Wuxian was going to wait around during the New Year for Lan Wangji to come home when there was an entire party happening at Carp Tower, they had another thing coming.
All he needed was a good disguise.
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08 Oct 2024
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Vignette by SneakySteef
Fandom: Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
17 Apr 2025
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A series where I present snapshots of plot bunnies that I don't intent to make into a full fic, but wanted to write a little about anyway.
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27 Sep 2024