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Cartman--armed with some emerging journalism concerning the pressing epidemic of schools providing furries with litter boxes--comes to Tweek with a plan to keep the poop perverts out of their bathrooms.
For the sake of Stripe's sanctity, Tweek must team up with the enemy and defend the last remaining bastion of hope amidst a depraved country.
[COMIC, CROSS-POSTED FROM @iamahat ON TUMBLR]
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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
09 Aug 2022
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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart.
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a cavalry captain and a nun walk into a bar by imhat (IAmAHat) for Elizabethrzg
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2022
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Diluc left to attend another patron, and Kaeya was left alone with Rosaria’s sympathetic comfort.
“You’re really bad at this.”
“Great archons, I brought you here to be supportive.”
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Or, Diluc and Kaeya have a semi-conversation and begin the road to recovery (and Rosaria is there, too, I guess)
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clap, clap, you're a clever, clever cookie now by Aster_writes_sometimes, IAmAHat
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Jun 2021
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Five (5) people write one (1) fic. This is their story.
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what if.. i was a rock star.. and you were a holy deaconess... and we were both women ahaha... jk... unless by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 May 2021
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“Hey, I don’t bite.”
Barbara looked down at the tiled street. Maybe, just maybe, if she didn’t move, the woman would move along and she would be spared from an eternity of embarrassment and ridicule and public humiliation. She closed her eyes tightly, praying to Barbatos more fervently than she ever conceived was possible that He may spare her.
But this was Liyue, and her God did not exist here.
“Ma’am…? Or--” the voice was closer.
“Ma’am, yes,” Barbara confirmed, believing a curse had been set upon her to speak. “Though I did not know dogs could learn the human dialect.”
There was a stagnant pause.
“You into bitches, then?”
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“I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?
Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–
(In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)
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15 Mar 2026
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I miss my best friend so much. It really really hit all of a sudden. Wish i had been better too. Fuck you. 444 ch 9
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Tweek Tweak could have easily come in and out of this world without anyone knowing he was even there. Unfortunately for Craig, the bonds created during those few short years weren’t going to break so easily.
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24 May 2026
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"The EMTs didn’t move to stop him as he leaned down, wrapping his arms around Tweek and holding him close.
"If he was going to lose him, he wanted him to go out the way he had desperately wanted him to live; feeling safe and loved."
What a beautiful fucking story. Wow.
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Craig was supposed to be gone for the weekend. He'd asked his neighbour, Tweek, to feed his guinea pig while he was gone, even given him the spare key, until Clyde broke his leg and cancelled their plans.
When he got home it wasn't Tweek he met at the door, though.
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17 May 2026
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“You’re being especially talkative today , Clyde,” Craig hissed.
“Dad gave me so many painkillers before I left the house.”
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On the way to Token's fancy beach house Clyde finds out a horrible secret two of his best friends are keeping from him. Or, well, he supposes it's not 'horrible', but it would've been nice to have actually been told instead of finding himself sitting on sex-pants for three hours.
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So Kenny sits down in art class and pulls out the textbook from his plastic bag that he uses for all his classes. Ms. Foster comes into the classroom and starts the worst lesson since Mr. Mackey’s Sex Ed, and Butters stares at him in horror from across the room and Kenny rests his eyes because God forbid he passes up the chance for a nap in art class, and everything is normal.
Reel that back. Pause.
Butters stares at him in horror. That is not normal.
When Butters remembers his death, Kenny makes it his mission to figure out what it is about him that made this possible—and accidentally falls in love instead.