ILLUMINAUGHTI
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It turns out that making the decision to change your entire life is a trivial matter compared to the question of what comes next in a practical sense, one day after the other . . . especially when one of the main catalysts for your personal revolution is both your roommate-slash-business-partner and also, quite frankly, insane.
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It's about time. by SPACETRASH (ILLUMINAUGHTI)
Fandoms: Legion of Super-Heroes (Comics), Legion of Super Heroes - All Media Types, Supergirl (Comics), L.E.G.I.O.N. | R.E.B.E.L.S. (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Legion of Superheroes (2023)
10 Mar 2025
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It’s very difficult to keep all of yourselves systematized, so it would be foolhardy for anyone to blame you for going somewhat mad every now and then. We’ll meet again. And I’ll never be alone . . . ˙ʇɹnɥ oʇ sɐɥ ʇᴉ ʞuᴉɥʇ ɟo puᴉʞ I Who needs the Time Trapper when you’ve got your own memory to contend with?
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Skates, Lies, and Videotape by ILLUMINAUGHTI
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Phantom of the Opera (2004), Phantom - Susan Kay, Love Never Dies - Lloyd Webber, La Poupée Sanglante | The Bloody Doll – Gaston Leroux, La Machine à Assasiner | The Killing Machine – Gaston Leroux
25 May 2024
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The malcontent sysadmin Erik Bosch has a plan to exact revenge on Hollywood for all those movies about deformed killers who hide their faces behind masks. It’s foolproof – or at least it was, until he discovered the truth about the one video rental store in town that’s managed to escape his watchful eye and industrial-strength magnets. Not that he can really explain it to the rest of the gang over IRC, but Erik’s problems rapidly snowball into a mess involving a roller-skating rink, counter-sabotage, and some particularly strange AIM chat room encounters. If he were a less clumsy guy, he might not have fallen into love in such a tangle of limbs and videotape . . . nor into that urn . . . so it’s really too bad that you can’t hit Rewind in real life.
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Quelles beautés, ô mortels by ILLUMINAUGHTI
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Phantom of the Opera (2004), Phantom - Susan Kay
18 Nov 2023
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Magical ability has waned in the Known Lands, and so scholarship of it is almost all that the kingdoms have left to them after the Sequestration of the Wizards’ Keep at the north end of the world a century ago. Christine is a scholar of magical history and alchemistry at Dawnsight University, trying to help reconcile the gap between the natural sciences and the shortcuts that magic used to provide, whereas her childhood sweetheart Ruelle is a bold-hearted squire who wants to become one of the first woman knights in the kingdom. But when a lovers’ quarrel and an errant spell send Christine careening into a strange prison buried deep within the Dead Forest – into the house of what might be the most beautiful, and the most heavily ensorcelled, man in the world – her understanding of both herself and the world around her must change . . . as must the world itself.
RATING CHANGED now there's SEX and it's only SLIGHTLY WEIRD!
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Tryptophantom by ILLUMINAUGHTI
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Phantom - Susan Kay, Love Never Dies - Lloyd Webber, Phantom of the Opera (2004)
24 Nov 2022
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No version of Erik can ever be trusted with Internet access. Similarly, neither can Cristi be trusted with either the promise of a cool mirror or the opportunity to take down those who have wronged her. Together, they plot to sabotage the worst Thanksgiving dinner of all time! There’s a business arrangement or two between them, thanks to some irresponsible late-night Craigslist browsing – and surely that’s as far as it goes . . . right?
Reposting for Thanksgiving! Hope you all have a good one!
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Mad Scene by ILLUMINAUGHTI
Fandom Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, Phantom - Susan Kay, Phantom of the Opera (2004), Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber
05 Jul 2021
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Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.
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30 Aug 2025
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“I just barely got your humans trained. Now I’m going to have to start all over again...”
The Perihelion has been conscripted to provide transportation for a Pan-System University of Mihara and New Tideland Xenoarchaeology Department exoarchaeology survey of a long-abandoned space station, and Murderbot is tagging along for the ride. Though it just really wants to be left to watch its media in peace, it may not have any choice but to try and answer questions like 'What happened to the original colonists who disappeared without a trace?' and 'What really happened two the two PSUMNT researchers who were lost on the last expedition?'
Also... alien ghosts aren't real... are they?
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06 Jun 2025
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You can’t be this stupid, ART said, which was insulting but also relieving, because it never talked to me that way during the trauma treatment. Maybe this wouldn’t turn into a BARF after all. Turn off your governor module, you idiot. It’s giving you brain worms.
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- Part 2 of sandbox environment
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01 Jun 2025
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Through the multiverse dimensional rift emerged a version of Julian Bashir and a version of Elim Garak, happily married. The news reached Deep Space 9, where Doctor Julian Bashir received it with typical grace and aplomb.
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23 Mar 2025
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Antecedent: the history, events, characteristics, etc, of one's earlier life by Wonderful_Crystal
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Legion of Super Heroes - All Media Types
05 Feb 2024
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Like all of Kara’s best decisions, it begins with her middle finger.
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Or, Karadox’s first meeting, first time holding hands, first kiss, first announcement, first I love you, first time having sex, and first time meeting the parents.
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29 Feb 2024