IMNOTREALLYHERE
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We’ve Got You. by IMNOTREALLYHERE
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Sep 2025
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In this soft self-insert fanfic, Aziraphale and Crowley offer support through your moments of mental struggle. With gentle care and honest connection, you’re reminded that your feelings matter—and that even in the dark, you're never truly alone.
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- Part 1 of We’ve Got You.
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Kilgrave has always considered himself a gentleman. After all, he gives gifts. He uses lube. He even thinks of symmetry. And you? You begged for it.
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What began as a fever dream doesn’t end with morning light. Crowley takes you asleep, awake, and everywhere in between — slow, smug, relentless. By the end of it, you’re wrecked, dripping, humiliated, adored. Pathetic. And perfect.
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After another night tangled in claws and contradictions, Blitzø does what he always does—runs. It was supposed to be just business. Just fun. But Stolas looked at him like it was something else. And Blitzø’s not ready for that. Not now. Maybe not ever.
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Blitzø is deep in denial and deeper in Stolas.
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- Part 1 of Blitzø's Denial Chronicles™
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We’ve Got You. by IMNOTREALLYHERE
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Sep 2025
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Smells like trouble and Banana Bread. by IMNOTREALLYHERE
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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Izzy Hands is angry, hurting, and barely holding it together. He doesn’t want help, doesn’t trust kindness, and definitely didn’t mean to catch feelings. But healing doesn’t ask permission, and neither does love. A slow descent into softness—dragged there kicking and screaming, one scar at a time.
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In which Aziraphale puts his vintage lube to use, Crowley is an encourageable fiend, and new experiences are had by all.
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wishing you in to the worst situations by endofadream
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Jun 2025
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There’s a veil. It was a wedding, of course there’s a veil, but this veil had given Ed pause the very moment he and his crew boarded the ship. How it had caught the sun, trailed down over the bride’s back.
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Stede goes to Kinkfest, and attends the workshop ‘Fisting 101’. He meets two men that change his life.
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Of course they couldn’t simply drive in silence, oh no Millie just had to pipe up “So who has you all revved up for Fertilia B?”
“This has nothing to do with Fertilia, I’m just a little backed-”
“Prince Stolas.” Moxxie cut him off to answer Millie.
Blitzø smacked him with his tail “No, not him.”
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For the first time in ages, Blitzø is feeling the effects of Fertilia, the imp mating holiday. He visits Stolas, who’s more than eager to indulge in a night of fun. Neither of them expects the night to come with real consequences.Series
- Part 1 of Egg-spect the Unexpected
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There's some kid who keeps shoplifting from the Hot Topic Izzy works at, and today is the day Izzy finally confronts him. A plan to poke at the kid's soft spots ends up with him prodding some of Izzy's own.