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We’ve Got You. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2026
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In this soft self-insert fanfic, Aziraphale and Crowley offer support through your moments of mental struggle. With gentle care and honest connection, you’re reminded that your feelings matter—and that even in the dark, you're never truly alone.
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- Part 1 of We’ve Got You.
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Aiming for Paradise. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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They are thriving, they are living. Izzy is doing the work. But will it ever be enough? Will they reach their paradise someday? (They will because I said so)
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- Part 4 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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Israel Hands has survived by learning how to adapt.
Edward Teach arrives like certainty — brilliant, magnetic, impossible to ignore. What begins as alignment becomes devotion, and devotion becomes momentum.
This is s a love story, until it isn't.
Part of the Banana Bread universe. Can be read on its own.Series
- Part 6 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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Definitely not a relationship by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Jan 2026
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In the quiet moments between them, Izzy fights the pull of something soft, something real, but the past lingers, a shadow that won’t quite let go. Each glance, each touch feels like a small step, and though he wants to retreat, to keep the distance, there’s something in the air—a fragile trust, a growing tenderness—that won’t let him turn away. He tells himself it’s not a relationship, but with every quiet shift in their bond, he wonders if he's just starting to admit that maybe, it could be.
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- Part 2 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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Banana Bread by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Jan 2026
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Izzy faces the holiday season with reluctance, but Stede's genuine, quiet approach offers an unexpected path to connection and healing.
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- Part 1 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
Recent series
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Smells like trouble and Banana Bread. by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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Izzy Hands is angry, hurting, and barely holding it together. He doesn’t want help, doesn’t trust kindness, and definitely didn’t mean to catch feelings. But healing doesn’t ask permission, and neither does love. A slow descent into softness—dragged there kicking and screaming, one scar at a time.
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We’ve Got You. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2026
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- 34,735
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Christmas Stizzy by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Apr 2025
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Brace for Impact by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Oct 2023
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Stede gets kidnapped by some enemy pirates who decide to paddle him in front of the crew to humiliate him for not being a "real" pirate. Ed comes to rescue him and discovers that apparently, Stede isn't opposed to a little pain mixed with his pleasure...
(Written for OFMD Kinktober 2023, Day 5: Anal sex, spanking, "Open up.")
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“You’re not worried I might try something in the night? Take advantage of you? Get a little handsy in my sleep?”
“Bonnet,” Izzy said dryly, “I’d like to see you try.”
When Stede discovers ye olde painkillers are having a sedative effect on Izzy, he suggests Izzy sleep in his quarters so he can watch over him. Stede would definitely not take advantage of Izzy’s body. No sir. Not even a harmless grope. Not even a little taste…
Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
16 Feb 2026
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Revelation 2:25 by Lurlur for Brynncognito
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Feb 2020
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But that which ye have already hold fast till I come.
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
11 Feb 2026
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Vulgar Appetites by Zaxal
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 May 2021
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Speak when you are spoken to. Anticipate his needs. Be helpful but unobtrusive. Behave, be pretty, remember that it’s only one night.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,978
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 6
- Kudos:
- 301
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- 28
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Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
11 Feb 2026
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The one in which Crowley is a submissive alpha getting used by masked strangers before going home to his mate.
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- Part 3 of GOmegaverse GTA Prompts
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 737
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
09 Feb 2026