I_Can_Write_Sometimes
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3,000 Ways to Save the Universe by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
15 May 2025
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Tony Stark snaps his fingers, ends Thanos and his army, and dies. Tony Stark wakes up in a cave in Afghanistan.
Or, Tony Stark time travels back to Iron Man I, and changes the timeline.
Used to be titled: "All 3,000 Ways to Say 'I Love You'".
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- Part 1 of Screwing With The Timeline Because I Can
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Rich Kids (Cause) Problems by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Sep 2022
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Iida, Yaoyorozu, Todoroki, and Bakugou all come from rich families. As such, it makes sense that they’ve seen each other around at different parties. An unlikely bond begins to form between the four of them, as they get up to shenanigans and cause their parents' to gain a few gray hairs.
(This is mostly a crack fic, but there are some serious topics discussed.)
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- Part 2 of As Long A You're Here, I'll Be Alright
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If You Had Chosen Your Words A Little More Wisely by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Aug 2022
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When Bakugou finds out that Midoriya is quirkless, his first instinct is to make fun of him for it. However, seeing Izuku’s heartbroken face, he pushes that instinct down, and instead reaches a hand out to him.
Or, Bakugou has a different reaction to Midoriya being quirkless.
This changes things. Quite a lot, actually.Series
- Part 1 of As Long A You're Here, I'll Be Alright
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Let The Truth Be Known by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
Fandoms: 绝代双骄 | Handsome Siblings (TV 2020)
18 Jan 2022
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Waking up in a large room surrounded by cushions, and unconscious people, Xiaoyu’er really had thought she was dreaming. And when she found two Jiang Wuque’s, she had known she was dreaming. Only, when she pinched herself, she still felt pain.
Also, Xiaoyu is a girl, because I said so.
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Or, my need to read more Handsome Siblings Fics has led me to write one.- Language:
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Sorrowful Beginnings Lead to Happy Endings by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
02 Nov 2021
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Zhou Zishu is an omega. That changes everything, and nothing.
Or, my insufferable need to see Zhou Zishu be taken care of causes me to write one of the saddest things I've ever written, and both regret it, and not, at the same time.
Recent series
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Screwing With The Timeline Because I Can by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 May 2025
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I wanna fuck with the Marvel timeline, so I will. Follows several different individuals/groups of people traveling back in time through different series.
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As Long A You're Here, I'll Be Alright by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Sep 2022
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Bakugou is actually nice to Midoriya. This causes an intergalactic butterfly affect where Class 1-A all meet each other before they should have.
This, predictably, changes things.- Words:
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#OneGoalDoesNotBuiltACareer by Airuna
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Apr 2026
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“You said Rozanov is a great captain,” one of the reporters says, deviating from the usual script. “What makes him one? Do you think he’s better than you?”
If Ilya was here, Shane would immediately answer with a negative. He would also let Ilya be the one to brag about his many, many accomplishments, and maybe banter with him about who’s got more.
But Ilya’s not here.
And Shane is bored.
Or.
Shane spends a post game interview explaining that his husband is the best captain in the league and accidentally starts a hashtag.Series
- Part 5 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
- Part 3 of HR Social Media works
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Bookmarked by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
31 May 2026
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They’re arguing in bed about something stupid — “Are there more wheels or doors in the world?” — and Ilya says something snarky, so Shane reaches out and pinches his nipple.
He expects Ilya to jerk away and say “Quit it, Hollander” or to laugh it off, but instead what he gets is a moan. A loud one, too unexpected to be stifled in time.
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Or, Shane makes an important discovery.
Series
- Part 3 of be cruel to me
Bookmarked by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
27 May 2026
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Ilya gets caught on camera saying the f-slur. The Internet freaks out. He reveals he's allowed to say it. The Internet freaks out in a different way.
Bookmarked by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
25 May 2026
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Russians do not blush. Russians do not get sick. Ilya gets concussions. He gets stitches. He skates on cracked ribs and calls it fine. He does not get sick. Which is why, when he wakes up at three in the morning in the middle of June, shaking so hard his teeth knock together, his first instinct is irritation.
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Bookmarked by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
24 May 2026
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Beyond My Wildest Dreams by seventyoceans
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 May 2026
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‘David, is Ilya. Have suddenly got upset stomach. Sorry.’
Too cliched.
‘David, have broken both legs. Do not send ambulance. Will walk it off. Regards, Ilya.’
Too melodramatic.
‘David, do not want to go. This is Ilya.’
Too cruel.
‘David, I cannot embarrass you. You mean too much to me. Love, Ilya.’
Too true.
Fifth time’s a charm and Ilya sent ‘On my way!’ instead. David’s reply was immediate, ‘We’re gonna make a night of it, bud!’Or: Ilya is David's plus one for a function and is utterly unprepared for how David has been talking about him at work.
Bookmarked by I_Can_Write_Sometimes
24 May 2026