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    Look I just had the thought of "man there are a lot of Michaels between Five Nights at Freddy's and The Magnus Archives... They should be in a polycule."

    And then I made it into a thing. No idea how much I'll post of it, but I'm having a good time over here. Watch me write fluff and crack and try to give them some semblance of actual relationship dynamics lol.

    Hope you enjoy!

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    A Life Series and Magnus Archives crossover that has been brewing in my brain for a loooooong time!

    I'm planning to start a long fic that will be from the perspectives of Grian, Scar, Jon, and Martin, but as you can see, that has not been made yet lol. So I'm just starting with little drabbles of other characters because I think about this universe a lot haha.

    Basic premise is that I threw the Life Series members (and a couple Hermitcrafters too lol) into tma and saw what happened! Web nonsense (tm) and soul bonds similar to double life may also be involved hehe. Lots of angst, hurt/comfort, and lore to come!

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “I’d love to meet with you,” Davey said, apologetically, when he had been called up by a fellow looking to initiate therapy, “but I’m all booked up for months.”

    “Are you sure?” The fellow said, through a poor connection that crackled.

    Davey had been sure. And yet. Right there in his calendar was a blank spot, just a few days away, which he had somehow completely overlooked before. “How about that…I’ve got Wednesday at eleven, if you can make that work.”

    “What a miracle,” the fellow said, “that would be just the perfect time.”

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    24 Mar 2026

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    When Rosemary's date learns about her asexuality, he doesn't react well - but then the couple at the next table take a hand in things.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    It was completely fine that Jon was following up on this very normal, non-supernatural statement at midnight on a Friday. He was going to find nothing at all, and then he was going to go home and sleep for fourteen straight hours and feel absolutely no qualms about moving case #0150409 directly into the filing cabinet marked "discredited."

    Or: Jon and Martin investigate Carlos Vittery's basement and find the entity formerly known as Jane Prentiss together.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    These are my Good Omens fics exploring panic attacks, anxiety, triggers, and trauma processing. Also features lots of comfort. The first two are connected, but otherwise, they can be read in whatever order.

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    02 Feb 2026