Ice_Cold_Orchid
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- Scenario SMP (1)
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Estimated time for recharge: 1 hour(s)
Estimated time until reboot: 3 hour(s)
A.I. interactive analysis engaged.
Welcome back.
It's been a while since your last shutdown. It’s been approximately [Cycle count: four] outings since then. The last assignment must have really done a number on you. Recommendations for repairs are to be determined after the diagnostic program completes its full circuit. Necessary refurbishments shall be provided upon reboot.
So.
How did things go?
Or: I played around with computer coding input formatting and somehow it ended up as a Scenario SMP fic where Sean argues with a sassy AI.
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Counting On Me by The_Alice_Killer
Fandoms: Smash Into Pieces (Band), Ghost Code - Smash Into Pieces (Album), Arcadia - Smash Into Pieces (Album)
25 Jun 2024
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Despite it all, Apoc finds himself coming back
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- Part 12 of Smashing Into Heroes
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06 Nov 2025
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Xisuma's Parrotsitting by beaningeneraldenial
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Jan 2024
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What do you do if you're a street kid, living off of, well, the streets and surviving only by mere chance? You get a gun and threaten the first random adult you come across into serving as your parent, ap-parent-ly (haha). Xisuma was not expecting to be backed into a corner by an avian boy, let alone be threatened into babysitting said boy, when he was returning home from work.
Well, it's not that bad of an arrangement.
Alternate title: "local street kid adultknaps random adult"
or: au where street kid Parrot kidnaps innocent, voidwalker Xisuma to be his new father figureBookmarked by Ice_Cold_Orchid
25 Sep 2025
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You've got something to hide, we gon' burn the whole house down by MarleyDay
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
09 Aug 2025
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And with that, the two left. Clown’s quiet, lighter, calculated steps accompanied by Mane’s bubbly, confident ones, slowly getting quieter as they walked down the hallway. Leaving muddy footprints for him, Bacon noted sourly. Bacon heard a crash from behind him but ignored it.
This was a fight, after all. But that didn’t mean it was any of his business. He staged an accident specifically so it wouldn’t be his business. And it had worked. Bacon was not letting his hard work go to waste. As for Mane, well, he wouldn’t be a problem. Bacon was confident in that. Mapic had stalked Bacon for six months, seeing if he reacted to anything auditory, before finally giving in. That wasn’t half the time Mapic had spent stalking Zam, though, so Bacon considered himself lucky.
He'd been doing this for six years. He knew how to act deaf. He knew how to make everyone ignore him. Mane would give up after a little bit just like the others and leave him alone. It wouldn’t be a problem.
Superhero AU where Bacon is a (supposedly) deaf janitor who can't use his powers and Mane is an annoying villain who does not believe believe him.
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11 Sep 2025
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there are many downsides to being a marine biologist by donnerstag
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
24 Sep 2023
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The Coastal Laboratory for Abnormal Wildlife Studies has found themselves in possession of a live, captive, and dangerous siren—something previously unheard of in the scientific community. Doc, one of their top researchers, is assigned leadership of the study on Specimen 9201223, later nicknamed ‘Martyn’.
Over the course of the project’s run, he and the siren develop an intense rivalry that eventually mellows into a far more complex relationship, as Doc discovers that Martyn is far more human than they’d initially assumed.
Unfortunately, the rest of the organization does not have the siren’s best interests at heart. As Doc grows closer to Martyn, he finds himself forced into increasingly-risky decisions in the name of protecting him, trying to prove his humanity to people who only see a monster.
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- Part 1 of Fis AU
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- English
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- 27/27
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10 Sep 2025
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Something was under the table, and something was under their feet.
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There's a million rumors about the Boatem syndicate, and a million more about the notorious Mr. Goodtimes. Particularly, about how many people walk into his home, and how few walk out.
And so, naturally, Hypno and Jevin agree to waltz right in. In their defense, they were offered a 𝘭𝘰𝘵 of money.
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- Part 1 of Mer Mob
Bookmarked by Ice_Cold_Orchid
05 Sep 2025