Infinitely_Odd



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    Tales told in between canon episodes of Night Vale

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    A collection of Ghost stories from Button House

    As all stories are individual, will be marked as complete. I may add to this eventually.

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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    “I could marry Svetlana.” 

    It sounds rather loud in the stillness they’ve been keeping for some minutes, each deciding to have different entertainment sources in the comfort of their company, replying to important emails and the such. 

    Which of course has made Ilya’s head spin, like it has been doing every time he sees Shane this relaxed. Holding a cushion between his legs, the orange glow of the lamps making his skin look a bit warmer. He never looks as handsome as he does with ambient lighting, anyone with eyes would be able to see. 

    His words land exactly as he intended. A frown quickly appears on his pretty forehead, interrupting the peace; Shane looks up from his phone with eyes that could burn a hole through a wall.

    “She has an american passport, would make the process easier for me to be able to get one too. Her father used to play hockey, back when—”

    “Yeah, you’ve said.” 

    Something ignites inside of him, way past his lower stomach. 

    Because Shane doesn’t look annoyed, he doesn’t look really jealous, no. The man looks ready to commit homicide right there and then. 

    “Well, she would help, I know she’d do it if I asked.” 

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    03 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Shane Hollander is not a small fucking guy; he is all muscle, with big, calloused hockey-player hands and eyes nearly pretty enough to disguise the violence hidden in breadth of his shoulders.

    Alexei is impressed.

    Not a bad get, for someone fished out of a pool of hockey men who look like thumbs, their noses like squashed tomatoes and ears like boat sails. If it could not be beautiful, nosy bitch Svetlana, if it has to be a man, if it has to be a hockey player, then rich as God Shane Hollander isn’t the worst Ilyusha could have pulled.

     

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    or Alexei is in deep shit. He can’t get to Ilya, so he tries the next best thing.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    The Ballad of Shane Hollander's Tits

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Shane picks up on the third ring.

    “What?”

    Ilya closes his eyes, humiliation twisting his gut. Still, though, it’s nice to hear his voice. His shoulders sag a little. “Hollander?”

    “I don’t–” Shane sighs, long and heavy. “Why are you calling?”

    Why is he calling? Ilya couldn’t answer. Not in any way that makes sense, anyway.

    Voice wobbling, Ilya says, “I am sorry.” He inhales, breath hitching horribly. “Was mistake.”

    On the other line, Shane goes quiet. Then, shuffling around, he says, “What’s going on, Rozanov?”

    Or: Ilya calls Shane in the middle of the night, and against his better judgment, Shane comes to find him.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    He was teasing him, Hollander knew full well what Ilya wanted from him. He just wanted to hear him say it.

    And because Ilya wanted, apparently, to be a good dog, he obeyed.

    (Or: Ilya starts cleaning up his media presence for Shane. Shane is impressed by his obedience, and they see how much further this new thing can go)

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    31 Jan 2026