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    “Introducing you two was a mistake,” Iwa-chan grumbles, without lifting his face from the table. “Kuroo owes me financial compensation in emotional damages.”

    Or: Miya Atsumu and Oikawa Tooru finally meet.

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    “Have you considered the possibility that Neil has chosen you, but believes you have not chosen him?” Renee says. "Have you ever explicitly told him what you want?”

    “Neil knows what I want,” Andrew snaps. This is not Andrew’s fault.

    “How do you know?”

    Because Neil always knows. He is as fluent in Andrew’s micro-expressions as he is in German and French. He knows which head tilts mean “go on” and which ones mean “shut up.” Without ever asking, he learned what it meant to see Andrew wearing double layers of long sleeves, or taking multiple showers in a day, and learned to hand Andrew the car keys.

    That has always been the most terrifying thing about Neil — his patience to wait, watch, listen, learn. The prospect that if Neil were given enough time, there would be no part of Andrew that was just Andrew’s anymore.

    “He has to know,” Andrew says.

    “Does he?” Renee says. “Have you ever known Neil to assume that he is wanted?”

    Five times Neil tells someone that he and Andrew aren’t dating, and one time Andrew uses his words to set the record straight.

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    a fanfic series for a tfc au where andrew minyard wasn't registered into the system as andrew doe but as erin doe.

    mostly set post-tkm. mostly porn.

    for more details, ask us over at @aceaaroniscanon

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    11 Aug 2024

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    The Monsters are out barhopping for Halloween when they come across a suspicious figure prowling in the parking lot where their Maserati resides, and when Andrew pulls a knife on him, he attacks, but not with fists or words or guns.

    His weapon of choice? A wand.

    Now, the Monsters have all been de-aged by fifteen years, and it's up to their coach, their team nurse, and their teammates to keep these five traumatized children safe and happy until the spell wears off.

    Or: The foxes being a family and the Monsters being traumatized little wrecks who need it

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