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“This is a deal we want, and you,” he nods at Sasuke, “can get it for us." His eyes flicker to Naruto, "your primary strengths are client facing,” Kakashi says
“‘You calling me a flirt, Kakashi?” Naruto asks, leaning back in his chair.
Kakashi rolls his good eye.
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Naruto knows how to read a room. He's used to charming clients, he knows how to sell a win, he knows how to make it look good. The only thing he can't figure out is his latest partner, the technically brilliant and icy Sasuke, who is somehow immune to his charm. When they're paired up to secure a critical deal in the snowy mountains, Sasuke begins to reveal that he's been studying the real man behind the perfect facade in a way that feels both intoxicating, terrifying, and completely irresistible all at once.
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12 Dec 2025
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Naruto and Sasuke are roommates at a university and they hate each other’s guts. Sasuke never even shows up to their room (I mean, what’s the point of even being roommates?) and Naruto is left wondering what his damage is. After first semester, they need to head home for winter break, but harsh weather has led to flights being canceled, and they’re left with the only option: driving. Sasuke’s the only one with a car and they have to cram all their shit into it and drive home together. Alone. With each other. In that cramped space. When they can barely stand to even be in the same room. What unexpected events will ensue in that car? ig we’ll find out !
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09 Dec 2025
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Ever feel like calling when you have a few? by Pitastash
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Aug 2022
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Bakugou attends UA University, alongside Mina, Kaminari, and Kirishima, who live in a house together and throw ragers nearly every weekend. One day, a face from the past returns to stir up a whole lot of feelings.
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31 Jul 2025
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Every single one of Harry’s exes has gone on to marry the next person they date, and with the upcoming nuptials of numbers six and seven to each other, Harry’s feeling exhausted by it all. It doesn’t really matter if he lets people assume Draco Malfoy is his boyfriend for a moment of peace. In any case, Draco’s been away for five years and there’s no way he would find out, right?
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16 Nov 2024
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When Draco gets hit by a curse that makes him essentially allergic to magic, Harry takes him in as a favour to Ron and Kingsley to teach him how to survive without it while they figure out a cure.
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30 Oct 2024
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“I poisoned myself, dumbass.” Sasuke barely suppresses another wave of laughter at the ridiculousness of that statement. “Not on purpose,” he adds when Naruto’s bottom lip quivers. “Idiot. I just ate the wrong berries. Light red good, marginally darker red bad. Who knew?”
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21 Sep 2024
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After ending up in the Spell Damage Ward at St Mungo’s, Harry is put on mandatory holiday leave.
The catch: he has to spend it with Malfoy at his cottage deep in the woods. Harry has no idea why Malfoy agreed to host him, considering he avoided ever being alone in a room with Harry before he left for his sabbatical a year ago.
To complicate things, Harry’s enormous longstanding crush hasn’t waned at all in Malfoy’s absence.
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18 May 2024
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Celestial (paint me like one of your starscapes) by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2023
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Draco needs a partner for an art project. The only catch is, they have to be magically compatible with him for the paints to work properly. He’s fairly certain that he knows who his partner will need to be, he’s just not sure that he wants to admit it.
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17 May 2024
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Diffraction Patterns (I Don't Know How to Forget You) by yourdifferentoctober
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2020
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When Harry Potter, of all people, offers to help Draco erase his Dark Mark, he has no choice but to accept. He wants it gone. He wants to forget. He wants to reconstitute the past. Never mind that erasures leave real marks on bodies, real traces on the world in its becoming. This is not how he expected his eighth year to go.
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12 May 2024
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papa says harry potter helps people by jilliancares for Shellstain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2018
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Draco Malfoy is reintroduced into Harry's life when a little boy enters his shop, lost. The same little boy upends all his bookshelves, which Draco holds himself responsible for. It all kind of escalates from there.
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10 May 2024
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Harry’s eyes landed again on the burn mark on Malfoy’s arm, his mouth going dry in response. “I, uh, I have something to ask you.”
“Yes, I gathered that. I also thought that, by your own admission, you were fucking it up, so I’d best leave you to it.”
“It’s … certainly something to do with fucking,” Harry said, rather weakly.
Malfoy’s eyes widened, then quickly narrowed. “Are you trying to solicit me for sex, Potter?”
“Um … I won’t pay you?”
“What the fuck.”Harry decides that it’s high time to lose his virginity, and figures that asking Malfoy is his best option. He’s fit, he won’t go to the papers, and he’ll be fine with Harry’s ‘no emotional attachment’ plan. Surely nothing could go wrong there.
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07 May 2024
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Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.
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03 May 2024
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The war is over and Draco is alone, fighting demons of a different nature. This is obviously an AU by now. Written after "The Half-Blood Prince" came out.
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01 May 2024
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Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop for noeon (noe)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2016
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Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.
When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?
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21 Apr 2024
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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21 Mar 2024
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At the beginning of senior year, Sasuke and Naruto made a promise to each other; if they were both still virgins a month before graduation then they would lose their virginities to each other.
Well, now that time has finally come.
As the two of them overcome their nervousness and the reality of what they're doing sets in, Sasuke may discover that his best friend means more to him than he thought.
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24 Feb 2024
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Some people are assholes. Some people are kind. It's when those are the same person that things get real confusing.
Minor character death. A fic about grief, healing, and hope.
New chapter up everyday - total of 29 chapters!
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05 Feb 2024
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Sasuke tries to get away from the world by buying an abandoned house on a mountain. Naruto, tired from his long days in Konoha, gets a little too excited about growing vegetables in Sasuke's garden.
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- Part 1 of homesick for a mountain's song
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03 Feb 2024
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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01 Feb 2024
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In a world where you find the things your soulmate loses, Sasuke's closet is nearly overflowing.
Naruto's, on the other hand, stays painfully empty.
A story about trust, love, and finding each other.
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- Part 1 of Lost and Found Universe
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- 30/30
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30 Jan 2024