Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
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Rootin Tootin by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob) for mellamomuyloco
Fandoms: Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon)
05 Nov 2025
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Doodle4Doodle prompt fill: Clay and Kimiko dancing :)
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Boromir Goes East by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Oct 2025
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Three years after the War of the Ring, Boromir is dispatched East to investigate a message sent from Rhûn, bringing the rehabilitated Halfling Sméagol as his only companion. The journey is long and unsatisfactory, featuring bandits, cursed rivers that give you nightmares, a creepy horse, vengeance-seekers, sudden downpours, harmless misinformation, and fissh.
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Written for ficwip's All Ships Week 2025 (which includes friendships). There's a chapter per each of the week-long series of daily prompts.Series
- Part 6 of An Unlikely Cure
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AU-Roulette submission. Gimli recruits a burglar.
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- Part 5 of An Unlikely Cure
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Bilbo Baggins Visits His Nephew In Ithilien by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Aug 2025
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AU: Bilbo visits Frodo in Ithilien just after the War of the Ring. And also some other people are there. Unfortunately, everything is different now.
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- Part 4 of An Unlikely Cure
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Seeing the light by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 May 2025
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Gollum digs himself out of the mountain.
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An Unlikely Cure by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob), ItsTheBlob
Fandom: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Oct 2025
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A what-if "Everyone Lives" LOTR AU. By "everyone", I mean "everyone", and by "everyone", I mean this series is focused around Gollum in an unlikely universe where he manages to help destroy the Ring without dying and, subsequently, becomes everyone else's problem, but in a very different way than he was a problem before. I read Gandalf's line "I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it" in FOTR, and started to wonder what on Earth you'd do with a friendly version of Gollum, assuming his extreme eccentricities and special requirements for darkness and raw meat would not just go away. I couldn't find much other fic about this question so I wrote this, and I grew to enjoy Sméagol's odd psychology in the process so I kept going for longer than I'd intended. I do hope you enjoy!
Boromir and Bilbo are here too! Now featuring also Gríma Wormtongue (in a oneshot)!
Please note that this is all book-based, not movie-based, and these stories lean heavily on book events that either weren't in the movies at all or were very different.
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On the Nature of Fire by rosemaryandtime
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
09 Mar 2025
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“Gandalf is going to turn me into a weasel,” Pippin told Boromir. “I shall need a pocket to ride in. May I borrow yours?”
Boromir blinked. “Oh,” he said. “Ohh. Yes, certainly, so long as you are a weasel-sized weasel and not a hobbit-sized weasel.”
Pippin turned to Gandalf, caught by this new idea. “Can you make me into a hobbit-sized weasel?”
“For mercy's sake,” said Gandalf.
In which Pippin has approximately sixty uninterrupted leagues to find out everything that can be found out from Gandalf and gets approximately sixty times more than he bargained for.
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Bookmarked by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
13 Sep 2025
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Deep Water by rosemaryandtime
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
17 Jan 2025
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Their little band of conspirators was rich with loyalty and stout hearts, but Merry had been the one to make the preparations, to list out and discreetly purchase supplies and provisions; he was the one who had lain awake in his bed night after night in the months leading up to Frodo's departure from Bag End, making sure he hadn't forgotten anything that would be wanted.
All his meticulous planning was being dismantled piece by piece in front of him. There was a stranger in their company. And he could not scrub the feeling of evil hands from his skin.
Bookmarked by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
12 Sep 2025
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Beyond the Fields and Streams by stonefoot
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
09 Jun 2025
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Sam brings Gollum back to the Shire, and Rosie looks after them both.
Bookmarked by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
13 Jun 2025
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Yeah it's great I almost actually cried at the end and that makes me disgruntled
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Ecthelion and Denethor have had a failing relationship for a long time. Now Ecthelion is on his deathbed and Denethor hopes that at least at the end they may see eye to eye....
Bookmarked by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
25 Mar 2024
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Minas Ithil by ceterisparibus
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
26 Sep 2024
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Frodo wants to visit what's left of Minas Morgul. Faramir doesn't think this is a great idea. Readers can decide which one of them is right.
Aka pacing, what is pacing? This is a character study!
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- Part 29 of The Lord of the Rings
Bookmarked by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
24 Mar 2024