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"God, you're such a fucking asshole," Shane said, but his breathing was beginning to even out.
"You love it." Rozanov's voice filtered through the phone.
A pause.
"You feel better now?"
"Yeah... thanks,"
"Good. Listen to me properly, Hollander. Scott Hunter doesn't know shit about us. And if he does, why has he noticed it, hmm? Think about that."
Shane let out another laugh, almost hysterical sounding. "You can't seriously be suggesting that Scott Hunter is gay? You're fucking crazy, Roz."
Oh my God.
The pieces clicked together. Shane and Rozanov?
(shane calls ilya after he fights scott hunter. hayden & jj overhear)
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- Part 2 of ways they didn't find out
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25 Feb 2026
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"What are we going to do?" Shane whispered.
"I will tell them it was me." Rozanov said, interrupting them both.
"You would do that for Shane?" David asked.
"Is only way."
"Ilya, don't be stupid."
"Tell me other way then, Hollander."
Shane's eyes went glassy again. "But - you won't be able to go home. Russia. It won't be safe for you-"
Hayden exchanged a look with J.J. This whole situation was so fucked.
(someone working at the hotel leaks a picture of shane entering ilya's penthouse)
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25 Feb 2026
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@rozanovisking
WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello??????461k people liked this tweet.
(ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)
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- Part 5 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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25 Feb 2026
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Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat.
Jane’s ex
Okay Shane when am I meeting your man!Shane
WhatShane
How did you even get his number?Shane
Wait did you go through my phone?Lily (Shane)
None of your business.Jane’s ex laughed at this message.
Jane’s ex
…maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤️Shane
I don’t understand, are you two friends or something??Lily (Shane)
NoJane’s ex
Yes!Jane’s ex
It’s a work in progress!Jane’s ex
But he’s warming up to me I can tellLily (Shane) disliked this message.
(rose steals lily’s number from shane’s phone. texting ensues as rose tries to get a new friend. ilya takes some convincing)
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- Part 4 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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25 Feb 2026
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Harris
@Cliff @Hayden I know I’m not a hockey player but can I join the ‘Rozanov & Hollander are going to make me quit my job’ group??Cliff
HahahahHayden
What did Rozanov do this time?Cliff
Hey!Cliff
How do you know it was Roz’s fault!Hayden
Be serious right now.(snippets from the centaurs group chat & the extended support group chat which has hayden & cliff leading the cens through how to survive married hollanov)
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- Part 2 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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25 Feb 2026