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    Shane Hollander is the most sought-after goalie on the market in the 2015 offseason. The Bears are thrilled when they get the steal of the decade by signing him out from under Montreal. It’s even cooler that their captain is so close with Hollander. The two are like, best friends or platonic soulmates or something.

    Alternatively: 5 times the Boston Bears should’ve guessed that Hollander and Rozanov were totally gay for each other + 1 time when everyone knew (Except Carmy).

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    06 Aug 2026

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    If you’re wondering what the fuck happened to Scott Hunter, the answer is this: a series of cascading catastrophic decisions. A domino effect, a Rube Goldberg machine that starts at a club in Ibiza and ends with him eating a Montreal bagel on the floor.

    In which Scott Hunter accepts a trade to Montreal, just as Shane Hollander is named captain.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    They'll talk about it, eventually, and when they do, Ilya will say: you were so funny, before. So awkward, so sweet. Her stupid Canadian hockey boy.

    Fuck off, Shane will say, and Ilya will laugh.

    No, was true. Following her about like duckling. I liked that so much. You were so sweet to me.

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    In January 2016, Shane Hollander meets Liliya Rozanova at the CWHL's All-Star Game. The next few years are complicated.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Shane shuffles his feet, nervously. “So, I met your mom. She’s really nice.”

    Rozanov’s eyes cut to him and there’s something in there that Shane doesn’t understand. He hates how bad he is at reading people’s faces, especially now that Ilya is looking at him like he has said the worst possible thing he could say, instead of trying to make nice small talk like he intended to.

    “What did you say?” Ilya asks.

    Shane flinches and this time he is sure Ilya didn’t miss it. Rozanov’s cutting gaze is making his skin crawl in a way that makes him want to run and hide. He swallows hard and, with everything in him, he holds Rozanov’s gaze.

    “I said,” Shane’s voice is shaky. “I met your mom. She’s really nice. We talked for a little while, before the figure skating started.”

    “Is this a joke?” Ilya’s voice cracks on the last word. “Are you playing some kind of sick joke on me?”

    OR: Shane Hollander meets Irina Rozanova('s ghost) at the Sochi Olympics.

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    17 Jul 2026