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    “Hold on!” Ronald slammed his palms on the desk as the realization dawned on him. “If I’m still here after retiring, then that means I never got married?!”

    After all, there was no way he would continue living with a skinny vampire uncle if he had a beautiful wife and a kid. And if he did have a beautiful wife and a kid in the future, they should’ve shown up by now. Three days had passed and nothing!

    This piece of information devastated him. He was probably eighty-something now. It was too late to find love. Tears pricked at the tips of his eyes.

    “I’m going to die as a virgin!!!” He howled, collapsing into his hands as he covered his face. 

    The vampire took a long-suffering sigh before calmly walking to the living area again, and before Ronald knew it, a green leafy vegetable was once again shoved into his crying face.

    “Fuck! Celery! Celery! Will you stop that?! Waaaaaah! Celeryadkdsflkgfgfl!!!!”

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    Ronald travels to the future. Honestly, he wasn't impressed with what he saw. Or the time-travel AU I made years ago that only got to finishing now

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    “Why is it our business?” Huey finally asked, quietly.
    Louie pressed his face into Uncle Donald’s side.
    “Because they were your mother's.”
    Dewey’s throat closed.
    Uncle Donald hadn’t talked about their mom in years.

    Scrooge did his best to clear away every reminder of his niece after she disappeared. Somehow, reminders keep turning up.

    A collection of one-shots in which the boys do their best to piece together an image of their mother from the items she'd left behind.

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  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    In which Horus babysits the children of Geb and Nut, who are punished into toddlers and have absolutely no clue about it.

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    Courting is a meticulous thing.

     

    There's different ways to go about it for every culture, every person, every god, but one thing stays true no matter what; its methodology greatly differs between the secondary genders of the pair, whether with an alpha and an omega, an alpha and an alpha, an omega and an omega, and so on.

     

    So Horus knows, without a semblance of doubt, that he must be careful to not steer from what is correct. Seth is an alpha, after all.
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    Horus attempts to court Seth. He doesn't exactly do it correctly.

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