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At Sochi, Scott is far from New York, and the memories carved into every inch of living space in his apartment. Here he can focus on hockey, on the game, on the promise of a greater purpose—kicking Canada’s ass—instead of moping around the Upper West Side and hating himself.
Because that’s what he’s been doing, for over a month now.Bookmarked by Justpretentiousenough
19 Jan 2026
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It’s hard not to have fun. The siblings seem to hate each other as much as he hates them. They both seem to know how privileged, vain, vapid, and deeply selfish the other is, failing to see it in themselves. They try to embarrass each other with stories about their past life, some of which he recognizes from his research, some he doesn’t. They don’t seem to care who he is. He could be an undercover operative from the government, sent to spy on them, for all they know. Patrick is glad he didn’t spend any time creating an elaborate backstory. No one has asked him anything.
Patrick is a tax investigator with the federal government who has tracked the Roses for years. When David Rose starts making moves to start a business, he heads to Schitt's Creek to see for himself what's going on.
Or, an obnoxiously canon-compliant retelling based on a head canon I can't unsee.
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There’s frost on the window planes. Through the sheer curtains David can make out the treetops in their backyard, spindly and bare against the pale blue sky. It looks crisp and cold, and David snuggles further into the comforting heat wrapped around his back, Patrick’s chest firm against him, one of his hands pressed against David’s stomach under his sleep shirt.
“Are you awake?” David whispers.
The answer is groaned into the back of neck and David huffs out a laugh. “No? Guess you don’t want your Christmas present then.”
Another muffled groan.
“What’s that?”
“Said, got your present right here,” he answers with a little thrust.
After a painful and busy end-of-year, David and Patrick take a much needed and well deserved break to reconnect.
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26 Jan 2025
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Oh no.
"Patrick!" David called from the kitchen, his troll of a husband upstairs, supposedly working on their taxes. It was Patrick's day off and David had arrived home to two cylindrical packets sitting on the kitchen counter with the words Clone-a-Willy staring at him.
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Patrick thinks cloning their penises into dildos is a fun couples activity.
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11 Oct 2024
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11 May 2024