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“You know, I should be mad at you,” Dipper informed the other side of the door, shifting to get more comfortable as he gazed up at the sky. “I should be way, way more mad at you.” He sighed, lowering his gaze to pick at a thread near the knee of his pyjama pants. “But I guess I’m just… disappointed, really. I guess I’m annoyed, too, because always knew there was something weird out there in the world, especially in this town – it emanated weird from the second I stepped off the boat – but I never expected my first ever encounter with real, proper magic to involve me getting locked up in some dude’s kitchen and held hostage as a spirit while he walked around in my body.”
Alternatively: Bill doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.
OR: An idiot with anxiety and a dumbass with magical powers wreak havoc on the general populace and piss off some powerful people in the process.
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“Why are you here?” he asked, breaking the silence, his tone lacking the judgement or accusation he probably should have been feeling. “Not just to torment me, I bet?”
Bill shrugged, flipping himself upright on the branch. “You’re the one who came to me, kid.”
They glanced over to the stone statue at the same time. It lay a few meters away, nearly engulfed by tall grasses, but still clearly visible were a singular eye, a slim top hat and an outstretched hand. Bill’s form on the branch above Dipper flickered momentarily, and his mouth fell into a frown.
They meet. In the woods. After everything. But it's not night, and it's not the first time either.
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“Uh, Great-Uncle Ford?” he said nervously, shifting where he stood as he glanced over at his grunkle. “What exactly will this do to me?”
“Oh, don’t worry,” the man chuckled, making Dipper even more worried. “It’s just to reinforce your mind and expel any demons that might have managed to sneak their way in.”
Ah.
Ah shit.
Or alternatively, the Pines family’s re-enactment of Kill Bill, aka the conversation where the family finds out that there’s a demon living in Dipper’s brain.
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Dipper couldn't help it, okay? It was really, really funny to watch.
Basically something I wrote at 2am about Bill and Dipper having to learn how to coexist.
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Mabel paused mid-step, then turned halfway around with a confused frown. “Hey, who’s Bill anyway?”
Dipper felt the tips of his ears flush as a presence materialised at his side, but he gritted his teeth through his answer of, “Nobody,” whilst steadfastly ignoring the glowing yellow form he could see in his peripheral.
It's exactly what you think it isn't - except dumber.
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Don't even ask, my friends, just read. They're pretty self-explanatory
Or, a demon gets stuck in the mind of a literal child and they have to deal with the consequences. Most of it is just stupidity and bickering as a form of communication.
Enjoy :)
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There, peeking out from between the grasses, was the glittering and unmistakable head of a grass snake.
Cody blinked.
Twice.
“I – “ he began, and realized he didn’t quite know what to say. “Forgive me, are you – the grass snake, there?”
The grass snake’s head twitched – as if reacting to his voice. He saw a flash of its forked tongue, and –
“That would be me, yes.”
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In an attempt to overthrow the Tallest, the two most dysfunctional beings on Earth decide to raise an army ; hijinks and parental stress ensue. (Maybe the real army was the family we made along the way.)
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22 Dec 2022
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Don’t talk to me about this I refuse to admit that I like it
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03 Dec 2022
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I don’t want to admit that I like this, but at the same time I like this (rlly good author, love all of their TDP stuff <3)
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Hunter and Gus sitting in jail together
Gus: So who should we call?
Hunter: I’d call Willow, but I feel safer in jail.
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“Hey,” snaps the girl holding the tome—Chloe, she’s in his Latin class. Her mascaraed-on whiskers crinkle as she scowls at him. “A little privacy here?”
Actually, Dipper realizes, they’re all in his Latin class. And all staring right at him.
It crosses his mind that he should say something… wise, maybe? Thought-provoking? Something like what Ford would say. Something that’ll get them to set down the book of dark rites and not make whatever poor decision this is about to be.
“This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen,” he informs the room at large.
Want to impress your local Latin Club? Easy. Be dating the demon they summon.
Harder is keeping said demon from eating their souls.
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Ok I know I shouldn’t but I just couldn’t help myself, it’s so cute and I love it so much