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    The Metatron brings in the demon Crowley to stand trial in Heaven. For tempting an angel. Uhhhh. Awkward.

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    14 Mar 2024

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    “Is that what you’ve been following me around for? To ask where the Supreme Archangel of Heaven is?”

    Muriel rings their hands and looks apologetic when they nod. “Yes, well.”

    “His location is in the title,” Crowley says slowly.

    “Sure, of course. But—you see. Mr. Fell.”

    “Aziraphale,” Crowley corrects them. “He’s not actually a bookshop owner.”

    “Right,” Muriel says with a nervous flash of teeth. “See—but—he’s not actually Supreme Archangel of Heaven either.”

    Crowley blinks. It’s the only indication that he takes the words as a slap to the face. He won’t let them see the sting in his eyes. “Since when?” he asks very casually—not because he wants to know. It’s purely small talk. He’s not interested in why Aziraphale would resign the position he left Crowley for or where he’s been since.

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    Aziraphale's gone missing. Heaven wants to find him. Crowley plans to find him first.

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    02 Oct 2023

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    In which there is a little wooden elephant, and a long overdue confession

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    24 Jul 2023

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    Crowley’s legs didn’t move for a couple of seconds. The seconds felt like years. When he finally was able to move, he sprinted, stumbling over himself to reach the courtroom doors. He threw them open, and all the air in his body left him with a broken cry.

    There, in the tub, was Crowley. Or what looked like Crowley, at least.

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    Crowley waits for Aziraphale to return from Hell. He doesn't.

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    24 Jul 2023

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    When they came, they came for Aziraphale.

    In retrospect, they probably should not have given Crowley quite so much time to prepare.

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    05 Jul 2023